On a related note, I've been reading the latest issue of Gear (thanks to Hot Deals for the free subscription) and it has Vitamin C on the cover (drool

).
Anyway, I got to the last page and it has "20 Things You Didn't Know About Michael Jackson." I'll list some of the ones I found funny:
1) He used to be black
6) Before having sex with his second wife Debbie Rowe, he would dress up as Peter Pan and dance around their bedroom. He would also wear a horse's head and gallop around on a broomstick. "It made him feel romantic." explained Rowe.
9) He admits to four nose jobs, the first in 1979, when he took a slice of his old nose home in a bottle.
15) He once tore up $100,000 in cash for fun.
16) He was a virgin until age 35.
20) He once evaluated his life thus: "I'm not calling myself Jesus. I'm comparing the stress and pressure to Jesus."