Mice covered in vasoline?

[dennilfloss]

When gerbils are nowhere to be found... D:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2010/04/17/13622161-ap.html

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

WTF? So they use mice as little living fleshlights? Ugh...

 

[dennilfloss]

WTF? So they use mice as little living fleshlights? Ugh...

More probably little living buttplugs. D:

 

[Jodell88]

Poor Jerry, Pinky and The Brain :'(

 

[Jeff7]

Poor Jerry, Pinky and The Brain :'(

"So Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: A long, cold shower, while contemplating suicide."

 

[Born2bwire]

"So Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: A long, cold shower, while contemplating suicide."

Soooo awesome when you have Brain's voice read it in your head.

 

[EarthwormJim]

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and fast! To find his way out of a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don't look back lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead! Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your stregnth still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!

Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night!

Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemm-Le-Lemmiwinks Gerbil King!

 

[RelaxTheMind]

you could write a book about that guy

 

[Jeff7]

Soooo awesome when you have Brain's voice read it in your head.

Here's another unsettling thought:
Standing somewhere with a random guy next to you, but then you hear a quiet, muffled "Poit! Naaaarrrrf!" coming from somewhere.

 

[shortylickens]

TTIWWP.


Also, while that story was awesome I feel it is just the beginning in the trial of the century.

 

[grrl]

WTF? So they use mice as little living fleshlights? Ugh...

Richard Gere.

 

[Dumac]

Ew.

 

[techs]

Stupid government intervention in the free market.

 

[boomerang]

Stupid government intervention in the free market.

So you're for kiddie porn.

Got it.

 

[techs]

So you're for kiddie porn.

Got it.

Check your sarcasm meter🙂

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Fuckin gross. I'm ashamed to be from WA now. Anyone have some mice for sale?

 

[dennilfloss]

Fuckin gross. I'm ashamed to be from WA now. Anyone have some mice for sale?

*James Cagney*

"You dirty rat!"

 

[Anubis]

this is just audio with some pics, its funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY