Mexican Warlock predicts US troops on US-Mexican Border

[Bateluer]

Um, okay.

Somehow, I just don't see the US wanting to annex Mexico any time soon. President-elect Obama just doesn't seem like the Julius Caesar type.

MEXICO CITY ? Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory.

The prediction from Antonio Vazquez comes with a word of warning though: his record of projecting the future is spotty at best.

Vazquez has been making predictions since 1980 on events ranging from international events to the private lives of celebrities, based on his reading of tarot cards.
Vazquez erroneously predicted last year that oil prices would be stable and that Cuba's Fidel Castro and singer Britney Spears would die. This year, he says Spears will continue to triumph.

 

[JTsyo]

And like the land bordering the US is prime real estate. The only redeeming value is that it's next to the US.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Um, okay.

Somehow, I just don't see the US wanting to annex Mexico any time soon. President-elect Obama just doesn't seem like the Julius Caesar type.

MEXICO CITY ? Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory.

The prediction from Antonio Vazquez comes with a word of warning though: his record of projecting the future is spotty at best.

Vazquez has been making predictions since 1980 on events ranging from international events to the private lives of celebrities, based on his reading of tarot cards.
Vazquez erroneously predicted last year that oil prices would be stable and that Cuba's Fidel Castro and singer Britney Spears would die. This year, he says Spears will continue to triumph.

Looking at his record, why did you even post this? It's nonsense.

I could just as easily write an article saying Mexico is about to do the same to the US Border. It would be nonsense too.

Anywho, I got a good laugh.

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Anywho, I got a good laugh.

My work is done then.

 

[TheSlamma]

war-lock
1 : a man practicing the black arts
2 : conjurer


LOL

 

[Triumph]

Sending US troops to protect our border? I sure hope so! Sending US troops to the border as a staging area for invading Mexico? Uhhh, why would we want to annex yet another shitty country?

 

[BoomerD]

We SHOULD have troops on the US/Mexico border...Clear a one kilometer "no-man's land" strip, with 20 foot tall fences on both sides...and make it a total kill-zone.

Of course, if we're going to go to that extreme, we need to start rounding up all the illegals who are already here and use catapults to send them home... Then, start going after the employers who hire them.

 

[Specop 007]

The troops should have been on the border decades ago.

 

[StageLeft]

Sounds like a win for Mexicans, who want to be here anyway; annex their land and they don't even have to break through the border. Also, they do a terrible job of running a country, so why not give them better leadership?

 

[jonks]

"Every form of witchcraft, is what you will rebuke, in the name of Jesus!"

 

[Genx87]

If we were going to consume our neighbors Canada would be #1 on our list.

 

[Slew Foot]

Mexico has Warlocks? Oh shit we're doomed.

<casts +10 fireball on Mexico city>

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
Mexico has Warlocks? Oh shit we're doomed.

<casts +10 fireball on Mexico city>

:laugh:

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Um, okay.

Somehow, I just don't see the US wanting to annex Mexico any time soon. President-elect Obama just doesn't seem like the Julius Caesar type.

Well, we are going to need a pretty wide swath of land through mexico and a bit more south if we are going to put in a big pipeline from venezuela to the us after we invade them to steal their oil.

 

[acheron]

Get this guy together with one of those Iranian clerics you read about, and you're ready to go dungeon raiding. Maybe find a barbarian or rogue somewhere. (Maybe North Korea? I've heard they're a rogue state.)

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Um, okay.

Somehow, I just don't see the US wanting to annex Mexico any time soon. President-elect Obama just doesn't seem like the Julius Caesar type.

Well, we are going to need a pretty wide swath of land through mexico and a bit more south if we are going to put in a big pipeline from venezuela to the us after we invade them to steal their oil.

Fortunately the lovely citizens of Mexico have been kind enough to dig the part of the new trenches that will be needed that tunnel under our border into the US for us already. They must have known this was coming a long time ago thanks to their Grand Warlock! And here I thought those tunnels were just for sneaking in drugs.

 

[Arkaign]

If Obama puts troops on the US-Mexico border, I'll elevate him from a position of mild interest and respect to genuine adoration

 

[Drift3r]

Is this warlock related to Harry Potter?

 

[Moonbeam]

What guild is he in and what spec?

 

[Leon]

Mexican Warlock

Warlocks are gimped class, mediocre DPS and major PVP issues in arenas.

Oh wait, this is P&N? Never mind

Leon

 

[fskimospy]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
We SHOULD have troops on the US/Mexico border...Clear a one kilometer "no-man's land" strip, with 20 foot tall fences on both sides...and make it a total kill-zone.

Of course, if we're going to go to that extreme, we need to start rounding up all the illegals who are already here and use catapults to send them home... Then, start going after the employers who hire them.

And then we should put in ebola infected rusty chainsaws to chop up any people that get too near our country! And then we should construct some of those cool lasers like in the Resident Evil movie that turns people into meat cubes! Then to power it we should have a big generator that's powered by burning the illegal immigrants already in our country!

YEE-HAW!

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: eskimospy

Originally posted by: BoomerD
We SHOULD have troops on the US/Mexico border...Clear a one kilometer "no-man's land" strip, with 20 foot tall fences on both sides...and make it a total kill-zone.

Of course, if we're going to go to that extreme, we need to start rounding up all the illegals who are already here and use catapults to send them home... Then, start going after the employers who hire them.

And then we should put in ebola infected rusty chainsaws to chop up any people that get too near our country! And then we should construct some of those cool lasers like in the Resident Evil movie that turns people into meat cubes! Then to power it we should have a big generator that's powered by burning the illegal immigrants already in our country!

YEE-HAW!

Now that is going overboard and into the realm of silliness. Automated machine guns every 50-75 meters or so with a kill zone is at least feasible

 

[DarrelSPowers]

Originally posted by: Leon

Mexican Warlock

Warlocks are gimped class, mediocre DPS and major PVP issues in arenas.

Oh wait, this is P&N? Never mind

Leon

Damn, when I quit WoW it was partially because I melted faces with ease on my destro' lock.

figured they'd eventually nerf them.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: Leon

Mexican Warlock

Warlocks are gimped class, mediocre DPS and major PVP issues in arenas.

Oh wait, this is P&N? Never mind

Leon

Only when played by gimpy mediocre players. . .

d'oh! it's P&N . . .it's P&N. . .it's P&N. . .

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: eskimospy

Originally posted by: BoomerD
We SHOULD have troops on the US/Mexico border...Clear a one kilometer "no-man's land" strip, with 20 foot tall fences on both sides...and make it a total kill-zone.

Of course, if we're going to go to that extreme, we need to start rounding up all the illegals who are already here and use catapults to send them home... Then, start going after the employers who hire them.

And then we should put in ebola infected rusty chainsaws to chop up any people that get too near our country! And then we should construct some of those cool lasers like in the Resident Evil movie that turns people into meat cubes! Then to power it we should have a big generator that's powered by burning the illegal immigrants already in our country!

YEE-HAW!

Now that is going overboard and into the realm of silliness. Automated machine guns every 50-75 meters or so with a kill zone is at least feasible

And to think, I WAS gonna mention digging a moat, filling it with sharks with lasers mounted on their heads...but didn't because I thought THAT might be going overboard...or silliness...:roll: