Merry Effing Xmas!

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Sluggo

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Happy Christmas ATOT

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repost :D

Merry Christmas Mwilding :)
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Repost of a repost of a repost :p

Merry Chris....ummmm
Happy Han....ummmmmm
Celebrate Kwa.....ummmm

Happy Holidays :)
 

Merry Effing Xmas
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You want that, eh?



I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry f*cking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and f*cking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry f*cking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and f*cking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry f*cking Christmas
God is going to kick your @ss
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry f*cking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry F*cking Christmas, To You!
 
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dakata24

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Merry Effing Xmas!
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yeah..

bah-hum-bug. wasnt in the mood this christmas but managed to get things for my friends. someone was supposed to give me a call to drive up and exchange gifts tonight, but someone forgot.. so they call me up late to see was i was up to.. hmm, what was i doing? freakin waiting for someone to call me up so i could drive up (used to live in the same town, now live about 30min away from everyone) i feel like just screwing it and just forget about exchanging gifts and return all this cr@p. :frown:
 

Originally posted by: dakata24
Merry Effing Xmas!
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yeah..

bah-hum-bug. wasnt in the mood this christmas but managed to get things for my friends. someone was supposed to give me a call to drive up and exchange gifts tonight, but someone forgot.. so they call me up late to see was i was up to.. hmm, what was i doing? freakin waiting for someone to call me up so i could drive up (used to live in the same town, now live about 30min away from everyone) i feel like just screwing it and just forget about exchanging gifts and return all this cr@p. :frown:
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somebody needs a hug!:p
 
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dakata24

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Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: dakata24
Merry Effing Xmas!
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yeah..

bah-hum-bug. wasnt in the mood this christmas but managed to get things for my friends. someone was supposed to give me a call to drive up and exchange gifts tonight, but someone forgot.. so they call me up late to see was i was up to.. hmm, what was i doing? freakin waiting for someone to call me up so i could drive up (used to live in the same town, now live about 30min away from everyone) i feel like just screwing it and just forget about exchanging gifts and return all this cr@p. :frown:
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somebody needs a hug!:p
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no thanks.. just need to vent.. lol. basically, they called to say, "opps, we forgot call you"... and now they wanna see if im free tomorrow or the day after that.. of course im not, but i am in no mood to pass out gifts after christmas.. what's the whole point. ill probably just give them to a mutual friend and have her give them out.. i dont even give i sh!t if i get anything from them anyways.

Bah-Hum-Bug to my friends! :|

on a different note, i hope everyone on AT is having a Merry Christmas :)
 
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johneetrash

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merry xmas. hopefully everyone will have a way better xmas than i already have (it's only 5:27am and im feeling like poop).

sorry i feel like crap :p but everyone have a good time today :)
 
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Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expense, 'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
("Just the thing I need, how nice!")

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Nor how heart felt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!

So, let the raucous sleighbells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
 
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