Mentally scarred for life

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
bug spray will kill just about anything.

And Easy-Off oven cleaner pretty much takes care of everything else.

 

[lavagirl669]

I would have peed my pants

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
It wasn't glowing, so if it bites you all you will get is rabies.

or superpowers

 

[CrimsonChaos]

1. Don't kill it
2. Let it scare your roommate's girlfriend
3. See if she's running around naked too
4. Take pics and post
5. ???
6. Profit! (for us)

 

[chuckywang]

Two things come to mind:

1) You walk around naked with your roommate's g/f in the house?
2) First you said it wasn't a bat, but later you said it was a bat. WTF is it???

 

[DrumminBoy]

lol from a bat? I guess I'm conditioned from fear of bats living in a house built in 1898

 

[aidanjm]

why on earth would you try to kill a bat, for christ's sake? put it out of the house, just don't let it bite you

 

[Omegachi]

haha you were naked

 

[DaTT]

Bite the bat's head off.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

If your roommate's girlfriend encounters you naked, she's gonna scream too.

 

It's just a bat you wuss. Like a mouse with wings. Just open the door and let it fly out.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
I would have peed my pants

impossible! he wasnt wearing any!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Ah... heart rate back to normal now. How do you kill a goddam bat?

Why would you kill it? Bats are harmless!

 

[jerryjg]

I wouldnt screw around with it. Those little F*ers have rabies. Specially since it ended up in your house . those things have perfect radar so i would say it might be sick. call animal control .take the day off work for a "rabies scare"

 

[andy9o]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Keep as a pet or catch and release. Bats are fun little pets ive heard. No need to kill it.

now go to some Asian nation and get raped by guys with gangrene in prison.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
I would have peed my pants

impossible! he wasnt wearing any!

LOLOLOLOLOL!

 

[rabiesdvm]

dont kill it. just net it with a towel or shirt, and toss it back outside

No, you had direct contact with a bat which means that it needs to be tested for rabies. Seriously, if it is gone you need to talk to your health dept or physician.

 

[JME Fidelity]

I would have probably sat down and cried until someone helped me

 

[BooGiMaN]

this thread would have been way funnier if that bat had somehow confused your wang for a worm or something and latched onto it with its fangs....


so picture it, the op running around screaming like a little girl flailing his arms and the bat at his crotch trying to free the stuck worm...

lol

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: dwell
It's just a bat you wuss. Like a mouse with wings. Just open the door and let it fly out.

Not quite that easy unfortunately, they get really messed up in closed spaces.

Find it, brush it into a jar, & dump it outside.

Had a few get in when I was little, we typically found them hanging from the top edge of the wallpaper somewhere hidden (like behind a door).

Viper GTS

 

[Kadarin]

Here's what you do:

1. Capture bat, put in cage.
2. Give bat LOTS of sleeping pills, and then let bat go.
3. Take pics.
4. Post pics on ATOT, and PM Nik
5. Fun and profit!

 

[cavemanmoron]

bats often have rabies...............

hope you did not get bit.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T POST WHAT HAPPENS!!!! Somebody will call the cops on you too!!

 

[MisfitsFiend]

On the other hand; vermen invading your space, rabies, is this a half-a$$ed parody of the skunk?

 

[robisc]

How do you kill a goddam bat?

A 12 gauge with 8 shot would work nicely, but will probably make a mess in the room and wake the others.