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AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Some white dude w/ blonde hair who drinks wine and lives near wine country.. just north of the bay area

Dude? Boy, you are WAY off! Either that or I have a very nice set of boobs for a guy. :p

Tall skinny white guy with a nice smile and good sense of humor - someone I'd want to hang out with.
 

Sumguy

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Jun 2, 2007
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Some white dude w/ blonde hair who drinks wine and lives near wine country.. just north of the bay area

Some white guy named Dan who has a goatee, brown hair, glasses, and is the man with the master plan.

Slightly overweight with a beerbelly. Square face.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
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^^^^ Intense geek who gets swept up in drink by the copious number of tequila shot rounds in a bar for his buddy's bachelor party and ends a loud and feisty political discussion by lurching to his feet, declaring the Dem's latest more a "cerpin taxt" when he meant to say "certain tax" while knocking the pitcher of beer the waitress was trying to serve them all over her.

Oblivious to her piteous wail of suds covered regret and now feeling ill, he staggers off in search of the vomitorium, only to end up mistakenly in the comatorium, a tragic mistake which ultimately proves to be "a bridge too far" that leads to his downfall, literally.
 

Kabob

Lifer
Sep 5, 2004
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Dude? Boy, you are WAY off! Either that or I have a very nice set of boobs for a guy. :p

Tall skinny white guy with a nice smile and good sense of humor - someone I'd want to hang out with.

Girl who was mistaken for a guy over the internetz one too many times :awe:
 

RearAdmiral

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Jun 24, 2004
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From the avatar I can only deduce that you are Moses...with a hat.

An outdoor lovin' meat grillin' Alabama man. This guy loves mowing his lawn and driving his hot ride around.

Oh and white, possibly 15% redneck.
 

Cerpin Taxt

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
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^^^^ Intense geek who gets swept up in drink by the copious number of tequila shot rounds in a bar for his buddy's bachelor party and ends a loud and feisty political discussion by lurching to his feet, declaring the Dem's latest more a "cerpin taxt" when he meant to say "certain tax" while knocking the pitcher of beer the waitress was trying to serve them all over her.
I'm NOT FUCKING INTENSE, GODDAMMIT!!!!

Oblivious to her piteous wail of suds covered regret and now feeling ill, he staggers off in search of the vomitorium, only to end up mistakenly in the comatorium, a tragic mistake which ultimately proves to be "a bridge too far" that leads to his downfall, literally.
At least I was deloused in the comatorium. :awe:
 

Kabob

Lifer
Sep 5, 2004
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An outdoor lovin' meat grillin' Alabama man. This guy loves mowing his lawn and driving his hot ride around.

Oh and white, possibly 15% redneck.

I'm actually half Texan, half Yankee stuck in the dirty South. Live in an apartment ATM so no lawn mowing.

But soooooo close!
 

JM Aggie08

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Jan 3, 2006
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What do you have against a high ranking naval official?

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