Men have you or do you ever shave your nether regions? Poll included.

Men, do you shave your nether regions?

  • I have, at a least one time.

    Votes: 21 32.8%
  • I have never shaved there.

    Votes: 15 23.4%
  • I currently shave it

    Votes: 25 39.1%
  • I gotta trim cause my schlong is too slim

    Votes: 3 4.7%

  • Total voters
    64

Thebobo

Lifer
Jun 19, 2006
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And do you continue to do so? And why? is it a ladies thing? Clean issues?

Back when I was sixteen I did but was so scared it wouldn't come back.
 

Zeze

Lifer
Mar 4, 2011
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Dude screw you all, it's 2018. Comfort first over being insecure like a little girl.

You're barbaric and plain disgusting if you don't trim. It tugs, gets sweaty, plain old sucks. Trimming SHOULD be norm.

You NEVER go back once you trim.

Same thing with getting a dedicated tongue scraper. All the gunk comes off and your breath is super clean. That's where 95% bad breath comes from - the bacterial buildup on the soft tissue, not your teeth or gums.

Don't think you're god damn special, you have the same gunk. Everyone does.
 

snoopy7548

Diamond Member
Jan 1, 2005
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Anyone have recommendations for a good electric trimmer? I used to use the pop-up precision trimmer on my Braun 340S which was awesome, but that broke so now I'm using an old Philips Norelco beard trimmer. It works, but sometimes it nicks... :(
 

Fenixgoon

Lifer
Jun 30, 2003
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Anyone have recommendations for a good electric trimmer? I used to use the pop-up precision trimmer on my Braun 340S which was awesome, but that broke so now I'm using an old Philips Norelco beard trimmer. It works, but sometimes it nicks... :(

norelco bodygroom ftw. as one amazon review put it, "shaft, beanbag, starfish safe". i'm not sure you can get a higher recommendation than that.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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I go for the full topiary thing. Sometimes it's sculpted to look like a poodle or Groucho Marx or an elephant dancing with a 1967 Corvette. Gotta keep the ladies interested.
 
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PlanetJosh

Golden Member
May 6, 2013
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Never got around to it although I'd like to someday, so I just trim a little once in a while. Too busy upgrading my PCs I guess.
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
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No, here's a pic of it for reference

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daveybrat

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Jan 31, 2000
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I keep mine trimmed and neat. Most of the girls i've been with are shaved so why would i expect them to like a forest down there from me?? :)
 

MrSquished

Lifer
Jan 14, 2013
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Depends on the size of your weewee. Small you need to trim good so it looks bigger.

I personally don't trim. Tried it a few times but found it completely unnecessary and never had any complaints.
 

mikeymikec

Lifer
May 19, 2011
21,597
16,859
136
@Perknose

Can we have a crisp 70s disco beat when people pick option 2 please? :p

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I keep things trimmed down there, otherwise I'd end up with an Einstein-starting-going-grey thing going on. Too short a trim and short poky sharp hairs start poking things they shouldn't.
 

MtnMan

Diamond Member
Jul 27, 2004
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I have shaved for many years, every shower. Have a full beard, but shave my neck to just under the jawline, no mirror needed, and shave below before putting the razor on the shelf.
 

mikeymikec

Lifer
May 19, 2011
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I would have thought the poll results would get skewed somewhat by the fact that the medical profession (at least in the UK) used to mandate regions near op sites being shaved beforehand (so if for example an artery in the thigh was going to get worked on, genitals would get shaved) for infection control (ie. some people here have had their genitals shaved before an op). Then (as I understand it) they decided that introducing miniature cuts through shaving to a site where infection control was a concern was a bad idea :)
 
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fleshconsumed

Diamond Member
Feb 21, 2002
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When I tried it I've found that once I started shaving I had to keep shaving every other day to keep stubble in check. Otherwise the stubble would be painful for the lady, killing her enjoyment, and in turn killing all the fun.

So as much as I liked clean look, I had to stop doing it, now I just trim it to about an inch so that it looks decent and doesn't poke the lady bits.

For the shaving guys, how often do you do it? And how do you not find the stubble a problem?
 

K1052

Elite Member
Aug 21, 2003
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Keep everything well trimmed down and neat with a bodygroom. Less trouble than shaving and far more comfortable for working out and other uh activities than letting it run wild.

I have shaved a few times over the years but it's not worth the upkeep IMO.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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I tried it once as a teen but I found it just made it really itchy. I leave it alone now days, sometimes it's best not to play with fire. :p
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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I trim, dont shave. The hair is necessary to prevent friction burns between the sack and inner thigh.