Men File Suit Against Osama bin Laden

[Paul]

LOL

 

[OutHouse]

what a waste of taxpayers money. Yea im sure Usuma will send a team of lawyers to defend him.

 

[KeyserSoze]

<< Pitchford concedes it's highly unlikely bin Laden would appear in court >>




You think!!!

Man, some people are soo stupid. That's like suing the Easter Bunny........which DOESN'T work by the way :|




KeyserSoze

 

[dafatha00]

what dumbasses. 1 trillion indeed...

:|

 

[MrCraphead]

lol, they have a good sense of humor.

 

[StageLeft]

What a couple of morons.

 

[Crabapple]

i have one Word...


NOT

 

[ViRGE]

At least they're trying to help America, and doing something we're best at too.

 

[TheDingo]

<< Fort Pierce, Florida -- Two South Florida men have filed a $1.1 trillion federal lawsuit against Osama bin Laden. The suit alleges that as U.S. citizens, the suspected terrorist leader has threatened them with personal injury.

David Pitchford and David Bruner, both of Stuart, Florida, are asking for $100 billion in compensatory damages and $1 trillion in punitive damages, plus court costs.

According to the suit, the plaintiffs had to build and refortify their bomb shelters because of bin Laden's threats. They say the threats also inflicted personal injuries on them, including high blood pressure and stomach disorders.

The suit names bin Laden and an associate as defendants.

No hearing date has been set.

Pitchford concedes it's highly unlikely bin Laden would appear in court.
>>



Hahahahaha $1.1 trillion plus court costs. Wait! If bin Laden doesn't show up, they're gonna have to give him a "failure to appear"! He sure doesn't want the police on his tail, so he probably will show up.

 

[Eug]

<< At least they're trying to help America, and doing something we're best at too. >>

No, they are trying to help themselves, but instead just make US citizens look stooopid. Plus its a waste of money. Why don't they just send their extra dough for the lawyers to charities instead.

What a bunch of morons.

 

[Paul]

Hey, but they had to "refortify their bomb shelters." That takes some $$$

 

[Josh]

...

 

[propellerhead]

I think it is funny! And I bet they are laughing over it still, specially when they hear about people who thought they were serious.

 

[jjones]

they'll need to throw in a little psychoanalysis in their cost estimates too.

 

[yobarman]

Florida...there's something so wrong with that state.