Men are...

[wiin]

Obviously, the following is written by a woman. What do you guys think of what is said about men?

"Men Are Like...

Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food
on the table.

Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but
otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but
that's about it.

Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.

Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.

Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get
the hang of it.

Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep
up your legs."

 

[kduncan5]

:Q

 

[tmj]

Women are like...
Jock straps: Get in the way a lot but are physically supportive

 

[kamiam]

I think the author is a blithering idiot

 

[tmj]

And probably a bitter single who can't get a date

Of course, I'm no better.

 

[Yeeny]

Hey, I kinda like that list! Especially Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Just kidding guys, don't throw anything at me!

 

[Chucky]

So, what are you trying to say, wiin?

 

[MrsSkywalker]

Men are...too sensitive!

Guys, like you don't have a list just like this about women. I bet it's just as funny, too.

 

[Thanatopsis]

Yawn. Just another stupid list written by a stupid feminist.

 

[Chucky]

Let's see how funny this is, OK (thing that I have seen at work)?

A female told me a thousand bad things about her husband and she sounded like she wanna kill her husband, too. On the other hand, she hangs out with the hispanic guy. Giving him money, serving him lunch and always "Yes, honey. Whatever you say or want honey". And this guy just screams at her in public whenever he feels like it.

 

[PCAddict]

It's a feeble attempt at revenge for all of the Beer vs. Women type stuff that's out there.

 

[Chucky]

Sorry, I don't get it.
:Q

 

[Ulfwald]

Another angry single woman who can't get any.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Men are like... human beings with fully-functioning brains, except those who write offensive jokes about women.

 

[purplehayes]

Geez, I wasn't that bad y'all. I think it helps to balance out all of the 'women lists' we've seen out there.

Lighten Up!

PH

 

[Mday]

hey GF, your sig changed...

anyway, we (men) are like chocolates, we melt in your (women's) hands AND YOUR MOUTH :Q we also make you gain weight

 

[Bobo]

Men are like Microwaves. Press the right buttons, and they heat up.

 

[Chucky]

Women are like the bank, send in the right code and they'll give out money for free.

 

[ltk007]

hey, not only do i reproduce, I collate!

lighten up guys, i think this should be expected after beer vs. women (go beer!)

 

[Imaginer]

Men are like light switches. It does not take much to turn us on.

Women are like a car starting on a winter day. Takes them a while for us to turn on the heat with them...

 

[wiin]

"So, what are you trying to say, wiin?"


Chucky,

I am not tring to say anything. I just wanted to see what everyone thought about the list. I thought it was funny.

 

[InTheClouds]

I liked the list. It brought a smile to my face.

 

[RSI]

It was funny. Now lets see a few women ones