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Ahhhh hahahahaha. You just can't make this stuff up.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/20/us/politics/melania-trump-speech.html?_r=0
But to be fair, I mean it's not her fault, right? Her speech writer obviously sabotaged her...
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/exclusive-the-trumps-speak-with-matt-lauer-727480899958
"I wrote it myself"
These idiot fuckbrains keep shooting themselves in the dick. I hope he gets elected and fills the Supreme Court vacancy with Sheldon Adelson, signs a bill for nationwide open carry in all public places including municipal, state, and federal buildings like elementary schools and courthouses. I hope he builds his fucking wall, and white people shoot black people and black people shoot the cops and the cops shoot everyone.
And Trump launches the birds at Russia because Putin said something about his small hands, and murdering millions of people is the ultimate expression of the narcissism and sociopathy that were the themes of his campaign. And Putin tries to nuke the US but we intercept the missiles, so he nukes China instead. And China nukes India, and India nukes Pakistan, and North Korea nukes themselves.
So the US is unscathed, but it turns out that all those nukes going off aren't so good for the climate, and farmers can't grow crops so people eat their cats and their dogs, then start on each other and the last expression of the human race is a few survivors chasing each other around with AR-15s
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/20/us/politics/melania-trump-speech.html?_r=0
But to be fair, I mean it's not her fault, right? Her speech writer obviously sabotaged her...
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/exclusive-the-trumps-speak-with-matt-lauer-727480899958
"I wrote it myself"
These idiot fuckbrains keep shooting themselves in the dick. I hope he gets elected and fills the Supreme Court vacancy with Sheldon Adelson, signs a bill for nationwide open carry in all public places including municipal, state, and federal buildings like elementary schools and courthouses. I hope he builds his fucking wall, and white people shoot black people and black people shoot the cops and the cops shoot everyone.
And Trump launches the birds at Russia because Putin said something about his small hands, and murdering millions of people is the ultimate expression of the narcissism and sociopathy that were the themes of his campaign. And Putin tries to nuke the US but we intercept the missiles, so he nukes China instead. And China nukes India, and India nukes Pakistan, and North Korea nukes themselves.
So the US is unscathed, but it turns out that all those nukes going off aren't so good for the climate, and farmers can't grow crops so people eat their cats and their dogs, then start on each other and the last expression of the human race is a few survivors chasing each other around with AR-15s
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