Megan Fox is not hot...

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: moparacer
Young peeps on AT with overly exuberant expectations on whats hot and whats not.....

When you crest the peak of age 40 you will gladly take a woman like Megan and hit it like like a McDonald's cheeseburger.....

don't understand that ending part. MCD's has the WORST hamburgers of any fast food place. But, now I think about it the only time I'll actually eat a cheeseburger from there is when I've been drinking. So you might be right, because I'd be have to be drinking to even remotely be glad to have sex with her.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: QueBert
don't understand that ending part. MCD's has the WORST hamburgers of any fast food place.

the homestyle burger is pretty decent. better than the whopper.

they flipped to lunch just after i had ordered breakfast and there was an angus burger selection. guess it's new.

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: QueBert
... I'd be have to be drinking to even remotely be glad to have sex with her.

I can't even begin to describe the absurdity of that statement. I highly, highly, highly doubt your standards are so high as to be "even remotely glad" at having sex with.. well, nearly any in shape female in her 20's. I mean, come on, 99% of all men in this world would nail the vast majority of in shape 20 something year olds. Yes, I made that up, but you can understand where I'm coming from.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok

Originally posted by: QueBert
... I'd be have to be drinking to even remotely be glad to have sex with her.

I can't even begin to describe the absurdity of that statement. I highly, highly, highly doubt your standards are so high as to be "even remotely glad" at having sex with.. well, nearly any in shape female in her 20's. I mean, come on, 99% of all men in this world would nail the vast majority of in shape 20 something year olds. Yes, I made that up, but you can understand where I'm coming from.

Yea, he is full of shit. Drop Megan Fox into his room and he'd jizz himself trying to take his pants off.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: spaceman

Originally posted by: Nik
The most detracting thing about her (and alba) are her braindead zombie chanting hairy-palmed fanboys. That's what turns me off to her.

so ur a hater rite?

Not only the manner in which you address me but the ignorant insinuation itself is intellectually offensive to me, halfwit.

Originally posted by: meltdown75
so you don't like her... because... she has a lot of fans..................................

404 logic not found

failure imminent

Quality of the fans. Every time I see an Alba pic, the first thing that comes to mind is all the retards on this forum going JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA JALBA IF YOU DON"T LIKE HER YER TEH GHEY LULZ EVERYBODY LOOK AT TEH GHEY FAGZ WHO DON"T LIKE ALBA TEH HOTTEST WOMANZ IN TEH WORLDZOMG!!!1!1!111one!!1!eleven!

... ugh.

I just hit the back button and move on. Overhype ruins the product.

Originally posted by: rh71
Were you a lohan fan? I know there was a contingent back then... God what a train-wreck.

Yes, I was a Lohan fan. A huge fan. I wasn't retardedly annoying about it though. People routinely don't like redheads because of the pale skin and freckles. God knows there were a TON of people bitching about those two things, but I certainly didn't get into massive flame wars about it every time someone mentioned her name like people do here about Alba and now Fox. It's a shame what Lohan evolved into. 17-18 was her prime.

how wuld u like to be addressed?
prince nik?
tsar?
ur offended @eveything
why dont u take out ur tampax shadowboxer

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: spaceman
how wuld u like to be addressed?
prince nik?
tsar?
ur offended @eveything
why dont u take out ur tampax shadowboxer

How about "intelligently"?

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok

Originally posted by: QueBert
... I'd be have to be drinking to even remotely be glad to have sex with her.

I can't even begin to describe the absurdity of that statement. I highly, highly, highly doubt your standards are so high as to be "even remotely glad" at having sex with.. well, nearly any in shape female in her 20's. I mean, come on, 99% of all men in this world would nail the vast majority of in shape 20 something year olds. Yes, I made that up, but you can understand where I'm coming from.

glad would imply it's a woman I'm attracted to, Megan is pretty but I see dozens of chicks every day who are prettier. Hell there's an Italian woman who lives up the street who looks better without makeup than Megan does with all the Hollywood f/x's in the world. My standards aren't high, it's just I know if she wasn't famous I wouldn't even notice her. Just another pretty face doesn't stand out to me. Now Vanessa Marcile, I would stab any member on here in both eyes to just hug her. She's so beautiful Prince wrote a song called "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" about her. Megan is well above average but not special in any way.

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: TheVrolok

Originally posted by: QueBert
... I'd be have to be drinking to even remotely be glad to have sex with her.

I can't even begin to describe the absurdity of that statement. I highly, highly, highly doubt your standards are so high as to be "even remotely glad" at having sex with.. well, nearly any in shape female in her 20's. I mean, come on, 99% of all men in this world would nail the vast majority of in shape 20 something year olds. Yes, I made that up, but you can understand where I'm coming from.

glad would imply it's a woman I'm attracted to, Megan is pretty but I see dozens of chicks every day who are prettier. Hell there's an Italian woman who lives up the street who looks better without makeup than Megan does with all the Hollywood f/x's in the world. My standards aren't high, it's just I know if she wasn't famous I wouldn't even notice her. Just another pretty face doesn't stand out to me. Now Vanessa Marcile, I would stab any member on here in both eyes to just hug her. She's so beautiful Prince wrote a song called "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" about her. Megan is well above average but not special in any way.

Now from the sounds of that, it makes me believe that you would indeed have sex with Megan Fox without issue.. which is a far cry from "even remotely be glad" to have sex with her. Now, I agree 100% with what you've said. Megan Fox is hot in a skanky plasticy way, but I live in South Florida and I see better looking girls nearly daily. In short, I'd nail any of 'em.

 

[arcenite]

this thread needs moar pics

 

[Raiden256]

Originally posted by: arcenite
this thread needs moar pics

Asked and answered

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Nik
The most detracting thing about her (and alba) are her braindead zombie chanting hairy-palmed fanboys. That's what turns me off to her.

Seems a poor way to form an opinion to me. Is it often that you just swing opposite from popular opinion, just to be contrary?

There are quite a few people out there that turn away from anything once it becomes mainstream. They seem to enjoy a sense of superiority by only liking things that are relatively unknown.

Why not judge her on looks alone?

 

[olds]

Not hot.
Still not hot

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: Safeway
This is not hot? NSFW Link

To remove the stars, click the image first, then scroll through the pictures with the Next button. She is wearing pasties.

I would be lying if I said I wouldn't hit that if I had the chance. You're either a fat and ugly bastard who hates "pointy elbows" or gay if you wouldn't. Assuming you're a 20-something male like I am.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Not hot.
Still not hot

That's a joke, right? You picked some bangin-ass pictures of her. That first one in white lingerie, holy hell.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Hawt.

Fixed.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Not hot.
Still not hot

That's a joke, right? You picked some bangin-ass pictures of her. That first one in white lingerie, holy hell.

I never joke or post sarcasm.