Megan Fox has two new movies coming out.

[techs]

I really don't give a damn about the movies.
I just love the descriptions of them on IMDB:

1) In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead.

2) An angel under the thumb of a ruthless gangster is saved by a trumpet player down on his luck.

 

[zoiks]

and...

 

[ivan2]

can't wait to see her as the voodoo practitioner and a ruthless gangster

 

[SandEagle]

who cares? she's not that spectacular anyway

 

[Cal166]

who cares? she's not that spectacular anyway

BUT would you do her ITB?

 

[Queasy]

#1 is for DC comic movie Jonah Hex.

 

[her209]

I really don't give a damn about the movies.
I just love the descriptions of them on IMDB:

1) In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead.

2) An angel under the thumb of a ruthless gangster is saved by a trumpet player down on his luck.

Pun intended?

 

[Mucho]

Well, she is gorgeous and thats what matters.

 

[techs]

Pun intended?

Nice catch. Only if IMDB intended it.

 

[MotF Bane]

Queasy wins.

 

[ElFenix]

how long until she's doing washed up celebrity reality shows?

 

[techs]

how long until she's doing washed up celebrity Japanese porn?

Soon, I hope.

 

[Tristicus]

Fuck yeah Megan Fox.

 

[destrekor]

can't wait to see her as the voodoo practitioner and a ruthless gangster

I had to look up these movies, to see if they are destined to be hilarious disasters.
They might just be, but I am officially interested in Jonah Hex...

Megan Fox will play a "gun-wielding prostitute" who is also the love interest of Hex.
:biggrin:

The other movie: Passion Play
"The film features Megan Fox as a caged circus freak with wings who is saved by Mickey Rourke's character, a troubled trumpet player who finds redemption after saving Fox's character from a gangster played by Bill Murray."

 

[thraashman]

I don't give a rats ass about Megan Fox as an actress, but I will see Jonah Hex. Hope it's good, he's a character that has potential to be interesting.

 

[0roo0roo]

meh, shes no box office draw.
that jennifer's body film sucked pretty hard

 

[ElFenix]

#1 is for DC comic movie Jonah Hex.

see what she's doing there? pointing with her pointy elbows. trying to distract attention from her thunder thighs, no doubt.

 

[moks78]

Soon, I hope.

if she is not niked...not gonna watch it.

 

[Kirby]

she's a terrible, terrible actress

 

[KeithTalent]

she's a terrible, terrible actress

This.

KT

 

[TheNinja]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her super hot? I mean, of course she has a nice body, but I really don't find her that attractive....especially by actress standards. Is it just me?

 

[KeithTalent]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her super hot? I mean, of course she has a nice body, but I really don't find her that attractive....especially by actress standards. Is it just me?

It's not just you, I don't find her attractive at all.

KT

 

[ViviTheMage]

She's not bad to look at, pointy elbows and all, but she's a horrible actress...she got lucky by getting cast for the Transformer flicks.

 

[bigrash]

She's the greatest actress of our generation.

 

[Kadarin]

Jennifer's Body was so bad (I only got 10 minutes into it before having to shut it off) that I don't really care to see her in anything else unless it's hardcore porn.