Meeting an ATer to help him with his girl problems.. Part 1.

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: vi_edit
I've had quite a few beers with quite a few different AT'ers at several strip joints in several different states.

Have to look up some Arizonians when I fly down there in September for a week or so. Need to hook up with some of the Omaha crew sometime as well.

Edited for clarity.

Hey! You just chauffeured our drunk asses around...YOU never actually went into the titty bars!

Dude...it was like 3:30 am when I dropped you guys off at the Pink Pony. I was tired.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Congrats :beer:

Wohoo, more beer from Zim. BTW, during the Spring, I am flying down to LA for a week. Might have to look up a few ATOT peeps.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Congrats :beer:

Wohoo, more beer from Zim. BTW, during the Spring, I am flying down to LA for a week. Might have to look up a few ATOT peeps.

uh. why would you waste your time with atot'ers when you have that chick over there. duh.

 

[Kyteland]

Wait, all of the responses on ATOT are people? I thought it was just really smart monkeys.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Congrats :beer:

Wohoo, more beer from Zim. BTW, during the Spring, I am flying down to LA for a week. Might have to look up a few ATOT peeps.

uh. why would you waste your time with atot'ers when you have that chick over there. duh.

Its more for the chick than anything else...

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: vi_edit
I've had quite a few beers with quite a few different AT'ers at several strip joints in several different states.

Have to look up some Arizonians when I fly down there in September for a week or so. Need to hook up with some of the Omaha crew sometime as well.

Edited for clarity.

Hey! You just chauffeured our drunk asses around...YOU never actually went into the titty bars!

Maybe he wanted to go home and have sex...... did you ever think of that?

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: yayo
Yeah.... so.....

I have a date with an Anandtecher this Friday!

:Q Who?

 

[simms]

Filled it back in on the top.

 

[RIGorous1]

hehe... I've met 5 so far... all great people.

 

[slackerinabox]

Is it me or is this thread just really gay? "Oh my I'm going to meet an ATOT-er today! Yippy!"....Sorry, maybe I just forgot what it feels like to be 12....

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: simms
Who indeed... well I just met him.. I'll let him fill you in on what happened, his comfort level

Jeez, you make it sound like you two went out on a date or something.

 

[nanyangview]

THAT PERSON IS: simms

This ISSUE IS ABOUT GIRLS, whenever I want to approach a girl, i have all sorts of symtoms including not limited to:
tunnel vision, sleep walk, walk in the air syndrome, self levitation, light at end of tunnel syndrome, dizzines, eye/head/face/mouth/ear leg/foot/stomach pain, walk in to wall, bluriness of vision, loss of taste/smell/ touch...hyperventilation, profusing cold, profused sweating, short of breath, muscle cramp...

so i decided to post and ask for help from fellow anand brothers. And this HELPFUL guy simms offered some solace. So we met today at Eaton's center with another gal he brought and chatted a few hours about girl issues i have. I guess i ULTIMATELY need some MORE guts and confidence to pull it off. Learned alot from HIM..THANKS!! I OWE U ONE BUDDY! THANKS ANAND for bringing this WONDERFUL community together..


hmm i wonder if US Navy Seals or ranger are scared of approaching girls.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: simms
Who indeed... well I just met him.. I'll let him fill you in on what happened, his comfort level

Jeez, you make it sound like you two went out on a date or something.

Yeah, dude, what's up with this thread.. It's really creeping me out.. I wouldn't mind if you just said "Hey, me and this guy from anandtech are going on a date!" but all this skirting around is making me feel... uneasy...

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: simms
Who indeed... well I just met him.. I'll let him fill you in on what happened, his comfort level

Jeez, you make it sound like you two went out on a date or something.

Yeah, dude, what's up with this thread.. It's really creeping me out.. I wouldn't mind if you just said "Hey, me and this guy from anandtech are going on a date!" but all this skirting around is making me feel... uneasy...

Sorry. I just thought you had the security of knowing that you weren't homophobic, and that the slightest intonation of anything remotely sensitive would set off your GAY alarms.

But no... sorry, I don't swing that way. It's all girls for me, and honestly if it makes you feel uncomfortable there's nothing forcing you to post in this thread.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: nanyangview
THAT PERSON IS: simms

This ISSUE IS ABOUT GIRLS, whenever I want to approach a girl, i have all sorts of symtoms including not limited to:
tunnel vision, sleep walk, walk in the air syndrome, self levitation, light at end of tunnel syndrome, dizzines, eye/head/face/mouth/ear leg/foot/stomach pain, walk in to wall, bluriness of vision, loss of taste/smell/ touch...hyperventilation, profusing cold, profused sweating, short of breath, muscle cramp...

so i decided to post and ask for help from fellow anand brothers. And this HELPFUL guy simms offered some solace. So we met today at Eaton's center with another gal he brought and chatted a few hours about girl issues i have. I guess i ULTIMATELY need some MORE guts and confidence to pull it off. Learned alot from HIM..THANKS!! I OWE U ONE BUDDY! THANKS ANAND for bringing this WONDERFUL community together..


hmm i wonder if US Navy Seals or ranger are scared of approaching girls.

I betcha I know what his advice sounded like.. "Honey, listen... When dealing with... girls.. You just gotta let them know who's boss... When I'm with a .. um.. girl...I let.. her.. know EXACTLY what I want from him.. i Mean.. her! and how deep I want her to put it.. Baby, don't be nervous.. Oh, come on.. Let me calm you down.. Let ol' simms give you a little rub rub.. Would you like a little rub rub? Come here..Oh, wow! You're so muscular!"... OK, I'll stop...

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: simms
Who indeed... well I just met him.. I'll let him fill you in on what happened, his comfort level

Jeez, you make it sound like you two went out on a date or something.

Indeed....they held hands. :Q

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: simms
Who indeed... well I just met him.. I'll let him fill you in on what happened, his comfort level

Jeez, you make it sound like you two went out on a date or something.

Indeed....they held hands. :Q

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: simms

Sorry. I just thought you had the security of knowing that you weren't homophobic, and that the slightest intonation of anything remotely sensitive would set off your GAY alarms.

But no... sorry, I don't swing that way. It's all girls for me, and honestly if it makes you feel uncomfortable there's nothing forcing you to post in this thread.

Relax, don't get your panties in a knot! Maybe you can meet someone else tomorrow and hold their hands to comfort you..

 

[RIGorous1]

simms you sound like a class act kind of guy... props to you for helping a fellow brother out. Some people in here are too childish.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Sorry. I just thought you had the security of knowing that you weren't homophobic, and that the slightest intonation of anything remotely sensitive would set off your GAY alarms.

But no... sorry, I don't swing that way. It's all girls for me, and honestly if it makes you feel uncomfortable there's nothing forcing you to post in this thread.

Relax, don't get your panties in a knot! Maybe you can meet someone else tomorrow and hold their hands to comfort you..

Learn to quote properly, or else it makes you look like the fool. Who knows, maybe it'll be your turn to wear the panties tommorow.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Sorry. I just thought you had the security of knowing that you weren't homophobic, and that the slightest intonation of anything remotely sensitive would set off your GAY alarms.

But no... sorry, I don't swing that way. It's all girls for me, and honestly if it makes you feel uncomfortable there's nothing forcing you to post in this thread.

Relax, don't get your panties in a knot! Maybe you can meet someone else tomorrow and hold their hands to comfort you..

Learn to quote properly, or else it makes you look like the fool. Who knows, maybe it'll be your turn to wear the panties tommorow.

Someone needs a hug!

 

[Xenon14]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: nanyangview
THAT PERSON IS: simms

This ISSUE IS ABOUT GIRLS, whenever I want to approach a girl, i have all sorts of symtoms including not limited to:
tunnel vision, sleep walk, walk in the air syndrome, self levitation, light at end of tunnel syndrome, dizzines, eye/head/face/mouth/ear leg/foot/stomach pain, walk in to wall, bluriness of vision, loss of taste/smell/ touch...hyperventilation, profusing cold, profused sweating, short of breath, muscle cramp...

so i decided to post and ask for help from fellow anand brothers. And this HELPFUL guy simms offered some solace. So we met today at Eaton's center with another gal he brought and chatted a few hours about girl issues i have. I guess i ULTIMATELY need some MORE guts and confidence to pull it off. Learned alot from HIM..THANKS!! I OWE U ONE BUDDY! THANKS ANAND for bringing this WONDERFUL community together..


hmm i wonder if US Navy Seals or ranger are scared of approaching girls.

So basically I just met him with a girl friend of mine and just talked about his issues, I'm sure some of you have read some of his posts about girls at some point in ATOT. So just talked about some stuff, and I picked up a girl to show him how it was done... so I got her number too! Really it's all about confidence and style... after that it's just smooth talking to get the convo always going. If you're in the TO area and just want to meet up, give me a PM!

-Simon

You had to meet him to tell him he needs confidence? What's worse is that he didn't figure that out on his own.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Sorry. I just thought you had the security of knowing that you weren't homophobic, and that the slightest intonation of anything remotely sensitive would set off your GAY alarms.

But no... sorry, I don't swing that way. It's all girls for me, and honestly if it makes you feel uncomfortable there's nothing forcing you to post in this thread.

Relax, don't get your panties in a knot! Maybe you can meet someone else tomorrow and hold their hands to comfort you..

Learn to quote properly, or else it makes you look like the fool. Who knows, maybe it'll be your turn to wear the panties tommorow.

Someone needs a hug!

 

[MrYogi]

great service to the mankind.

 

[Geekbabe]

Real time workshops showing ATOT'ers how to pick up women? :Q


For some reason I find this outragously funny