- Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight
could scabbard his sword, would you?
- Been there, slain that.
- Your hovel or mine?
- Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in
action?
- You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?
- I like the cut of your jib.
- If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.
- Wizard : You know, my hat isn't the only thing that's pointed.
- Thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my pole arm whilst I
attempt to light thy fire?
- Dost thou practice safe hex?
- Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my
sleeping chambers floor.
- I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like
to see my breaststroke?
- Wench : What's that sound?
Knight : That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding.
- Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!
- You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision
and told me that I must bed you... the fate of England depends is on
it!!
- Ever see a passion play? Would you like to?
- Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
- How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you
from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lust..
er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone
thusly pole-vaulting into your arms.
- I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...
er... PUNISH me, now won't you?
- C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day
keeps the black plague away.
could scabbard his sword, would you?
- Been there, slain that.
- Your hovel or mine?
- Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in
action?
- You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?
- I like the cut of your jib.
- If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.
- Wizard : You know, my hat isn't the only thing that's pointed.
- Thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my pole arm whilst I
attempt to light thy fire?
- Dost thou practice safe hex?
- Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my
sleeping chambers floor.
- I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like
to see my breaststroke?
- Wench : What's that sound?
Knight : That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding.
- Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!
- You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision
and told me that I must bed you... the fate of England depends is on
it!!
- Ever see a passion play? Would you like to?
- Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
- How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you
from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lust..
er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone
thusly pole-vaulting into your arms.
- I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...
er... PUNISH me, now won't you?
- C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day
keeps the black plague away.
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