Meanest thing your inlaws said..(top mine)

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Gravity
When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage my father in law to be said "one of my concerns is the mason dixon line, and the fact that you're from the wrong side of it."

I'm from Michigan, they are from Louisiana. Go figure.

Top that!

Gravity

The Civil War was how many years ago? Geez, some people need to get over it already...

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Well over the course of 12 or so years I lived thru a vertible parade of hotties who were better than me in every single way.

Not in all the important ways, Jean..

🙂

The heart sometimes has trouble hearing what the heads knows.At any rate,it's one of those questions akin to "I put a pair of socks in the dryer and I only get one sock back,where's the other one?"

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Gravity
When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage my father in law to be said "one of my concerns is the mason dixon line, and the fact that you're from the wrong side of it."

I'm from Michigan, they are from Louisiana. Go figure.

Top that!

Gravity

The Civil War was how many years ago? Geez, some people need to get over it already...

No, they are not over it. They refer to it as "their most recent unpleasantness"

I still don't think anyone has surpassed my situation yet. Although the gay thing at the beginning was a bit unsettling, lol!!!

 

[whaleskinrug]

many of the females surrounded me and stared at me and a few sort of poked at me as if to say "Is she fertile?" -- then they all wanted to know when I planned to become pregnant :Q Otherwise they were very nice

 

[Muck]

Not technically "inlaws", but my ex-girlfriend's bitter mother was quite a piece of work. She used to constantly tell my GF that I was a cheater, I'm cheating on her, he's good-looking....he's a cheater. My GF would sit there all day and listen to it, then she'd start to believe it. So you can imagine how hard it made things on us. Still, we dated for over a year.

When we broke up, her mother found out that we had consumated the relationship. So immediately, she proclaimed that I had "stolen" the big V, among other things.

Then to top it off, she tells my ex "you should have s*****d his d*** more, then you could have kept him". :Q

Amazing

 

[alkemyst]

not exactly marriage, however when me and my now ex-fiancee were at dinner one night with her 'family', I annouced that we were getting an apartment (she was 24) together.

He backhanded her out of her chair and he and I proceeded to destroy his house as he attempted to strangle me as I blocked his moves ... there was police and him almost getting arrested for saying to the cop and then trying to push him out something like 'I figured you porch monkies would agree, you'd F$$k a watermelon if it had t1t$'

She had a black eye yet 6 months later she still took his advice and royally screwed me financially.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Gravity
Dude, he's obviously a pole smoker and wants you. Decline, declare your busy but don't do it. Can you say "hostile work environment?" That's really sexual harrassment. If you play along, go out for drinks, you might wake up with a pain and no memory of the night before.

Run, Forest, run like the wind.

Gravity

Originally posted by: Gravity
When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage my father in law to be said "one of my concerns is the mason dixon line, and the fact that you're from the wrong side of it."

Looks like he got the smarts of the family.

 

[CT2TXtech]

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

Mwahahahahahhaha. That's hilarious.

Hes watching you. Hes taking you down to Chinatown

 

[OrByte]

my father in law used to call me "beloved patriot"


heh