Mean things you did to your siblings...

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Dhawk

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Fond Memories....:D

My sister was about nine and I was ten. My Mom had set everything up for her birthday party. Just before everyone got there, I talked her into playing pin the tail on the donkey, except I changed some of the rules. I made her get on all fours in front of the donkey poster with the blindfold on her. I then proceeded to pin the paper tail with a stick pin on her butt. The pin pierced her butt a good 1/2 inch. She screamed like hell.

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I pissed off my older brother one time and he was going to kick my arse. I took off running. As I came around the side of the house, I spotted a golf club. He just about caught up to me as I reached the golf club. I did a quick zig-zag move, grabbed the club, and performed a 360 degree swing across his knee. He went down in a heap with blood gushing from his knee. I stood over him while he was on the ground screaming and firmly warned him that if he ever decided he wanted to fight with me again, that my recourse would be to pick up the first thing I could find to equalize the fight. I don't remember any physical fights with him after that day :)
 
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Looney

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Took a huge nasty dump and told my brother to come take a look at it because it was so amazing. As soon as he got into the washroom, i closed the door on him. He was like 16 at the time, and 200 lbs, so he was almost breaking the door down to get out.
 
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FuZoR

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Aside from your everyday yelling, fights and insults.

took a few of her toys and umm... they went flying out a window
slam the door on my sister... her hand got caught. Yeah that wasnt good.

I'm sure there are much more mean thigns i did but i probably block them from memory ;-) hahahaha.
 
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TwinkleToes77

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I was laying on the floor watching tv (about 15) at the time and my younger sister(12 at the time) walked over me but stepped on my back. So I let out a loud scream and "cried" that something was wrong and i couldnt feel my legs. So she ofcourse thought i was joking but did the "check" just to make sure. She started pinching me REALLY hard.. and with all my strength i tried not to make a peep when she touched my parts i said i couldnt feel.. Eventually she started crying hysterical and was about to call 911.. and i cracked up laughing.. stood up and walked away :p
 
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guapo337

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Other than regular beatings and what not to alleviate the frustrations of childhood i wasn't too bad to my younger brother. I did a couple of times tie him to a chair in the basement in the dark and close the door, but I wouldn't leave him for more than 5-10 minutes. I'd laugh for that long and then whent he laughing subsided I'd free him.

I also put him in the dog carrier with our dog and rolled them along the ground in the basement and they'd both tumble together. I loved my dog but she's dead now and she was such a good sport about it all.
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my brother tied me up and did all that sh!t. it sucked. ;)

i cant think of anything i did. i was a tattle-tale (i am the youngest)

 
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AstIsis

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When I was 10 and my sister was 6, she kept jumping on my bed and messing it up. After being yelled at for days because my bed was a mess, I got even. I stuck straight pins up through the comforter and waited for my sis to jump on it. She did and was stuck by 20 or so pins in the bottom of her feet. Needless to say, I got beat for this one!
 
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Looney

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Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
I was laying on the floor watching tv (about 15) at the time and my younger sister(12 at the time) walked over me but stepped on my back. So I let out a loud scream and "cried" that something was wrong and i couldnt feel my legs. So she ofcourse thought i was joking but did the "check" just to make sure. She started pinching me REALLY hard.. and with all my strength i tried not to make a peep when she touched my parts i said i couldnt feel.. Eventually she started crying hysterical and was about to call 911.. and i cracked up laughing.. stood up and walked away :p
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LOL ok that was MEAN.
 
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acidvoodoo

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i never really did anything. my older brother would always kick my ass. he'd do thinks like make me let go of my helium baloons so i'd cry as they flew away. He'd genreally kick my ass. He'd also always try and drown me in the pool and ocean, bastard.\

only one time i got him. He had taken the security card out of the cable box when my favourite show was on [and he knew it] so i couldn't watch it. I asked for it back and he wouldn't give it to me, so i went off to his room [crying] and took his wallet lol. He comes up going "wheres my wallet blah blah"and i said "only if you give me the card" but he wouldn't and started pushing me and hitting me. So i crapped a hockey stick next to me and started swinging at him in rage. He crapped his pants, dropped the card, i threw the wallet at him and he never did anything like that again. I'm nearly as big as him now though so i could prolly take him.
 
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jurzdevil

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broke a hockey stick on my brothers back. i dont think i will be able to run that fast again
 
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m2kewl

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crazy glued all my sister's shoes (all 12 pairs of 'em) to the rug after she pissed me off :p
 
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poopaskoopa

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I put my stepsister's stupidass cat in a dryer and turned it on(no heat). Cats are athletic.
 
AreaCode707

AreaCode707

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I cringe at all the physical injuries in this thread and reaffirm my decision to never have kids.

Hm, I'm sure my sis remembers more mean things done to her than I remember doing to her. Being girls, it mostly involved excluding her from different games or asserting social dominance over her to make her do or get things for me. I'd make up "contracts" and make her sign them that said she was my slave for the day. :)
 
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Rastus

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Oct 10, 1999
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None of you guys never sat on your little brother's head and farted? Shame on you all.
 
Bignate603

Bignate603

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Originally posted by: lirion
I got one of those battery powered Stomper trucks wound up in my sister's hair once. Had to be cut out.
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My sister did that with an electric drill, i had to take apart the drill to get her hair out. She walked up to me carrying the drill stuck to her head and said she needed some help. I turned and saw her there with this drill stuck on her head and I started laughing my head off. She got PISSED at me for laughing but I helped her anyways. My dad got home about 5 minutes after i got her hair out of the internals of the drill and told her to go wash her hair because it was all nasty. He was angry at me for not getting a picture!
 
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dinde

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when i was about 5, my sister was pretty young. at first i liked her. but after a while i gtob ored of her. so i said to my mom "i dont like hre anymore, take her back" hen she said no, i pushed her (and her playpen) down 2 sets of stairs.

when i was 10, i pulled down my pants (butt only) and convinced her that it was cool to put ur thumb in ur butt. i pretended to put it in (but really just folded it, u know) and she shoved it right up there. LOL

last but not least, i tied her to a chair whenshe was about 7, and put my 2 hamspers in her pants and shirt. wow, that was a long 2 weeks of being grounded (she got bitten 4 times)
 
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ProviaFan

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Mar 17, 2001
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Aw, crap, you guys are really making me feel sad about all the things that I missed out on by not having a sibling. :(

<-- blames his parents. :disgust: ;)

Good stories, anyway. I've enjoyed reading them. :)
 
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isekii

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Tried to pass him a can of soda under the table ... on his birthday.

( told him to catch but he got caught off guard )
Ended up giving him a Black eye instead.
 
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Jmmsbnd007

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Killed my brother and sister. 12 gauge to my brother, and the old .270 hunting rifle to my sister. Almost got caught burying the bodies, too!
 
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m2kewl

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Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: HotChic
I cringe at all the physical injuries in this thread and reaffirm my decision to never have kids.
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that will lower the gene pool ;)

come on, it's all done out of love. my three bros and sis all turned out fine (make's more $$ then me)!! :|:p
 
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pennylane

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I mainly took the punishment (broke bones, bullied around, etc) instead of dealing it.
 
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