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Mean Mister Mustard

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HappyPuppy

Lifer
He sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man


Howdy, you guys, I was wondering when you would wake up.
 
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
 
I have a dog.
His name is Fred.
He won't play fetch.
He won't play dead.

He won't shake hands
or sit or stay
or bark or beg
or run and play.

He won't roll over,
shake or crawl.
In fact, he won't
do tricks at all.

When folks ask why
I tell them that's
because my dog
was raised by cats.

--Kenn Nesbitt
 
MagnusTheBrewer said:
I have a dog.
His name is Fred.
He won't play fetch.
He won't play dead.

He won't shake hands
or sit or stay
or bark or beg
or run and play.

He won't roll over,
shake or crawl.
In fact, he won't
do tricks at all.

When folks ask why
I tell them that's
because my dog
was raised by cats.

--Kenn Nesbitt
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:awe:
 
rudeguy said:
perception is reality

however reality is not always perception
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I won't argue with that.

What you perceive as reality is only an aberration of your mental faculties. Good/bad, right/wrong, are all perceptons.

You may be a sociopathic murderer,but how would I know unless you decided to make me or my family one of your victms?

You suck at reality.
 
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man
 
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