Me: 1 Neighbor: 0

[Krazy4Real]

no he has to have sex with the neighbour's wife first, then set the house on fire

This would win the game.

 

[AMCRambler]

Good one Fritzo. Owned that tard. My friend's parents only let him watch Sesame Street till he was like 8 or 9. He used to come over my house and we'd watch the A-Team, Knight Rider and Airwolf. If it wasn't for my corruptive influences, I don't think he'd have turned out half as normal as he did.

 

[DannyLove]

you are so cool. Can I be like you?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[waggy]

meh if its nice out the kids are out playing. We really limit the amount of TV they are allowed to watch.

I also don't let them go over to friends to watch TV either.

I don't see this as bad either.

 

[JulesMaximus]

We had a bunch of snow Friday night/Sat. morning, and I was lazy and didn't shovel my driveway or sidewalk yesterday.

I went out and did it today, and as my neighbor was pulling out of his driveway said in a snotty voice "I wondered what happened over there! I was about to come shovel that for you!"

I shouted back "I was going to do this yesterday, but all of those Christmas lights I took down LAST MONTH were on top of my snow shovel!"

The neighbor shook his head and drove away at his usual 13 MPH.

(He still has his lights up....and it's Feb 7th)

So, your neighbor thinks you're a dick now. Good move.

 

[AUMM]

Nope, true story. This guy is about 5'4" (I'm 6'4") and he has a little man complex. He works out all the time, he built a freakin Roman Pantheon in his back yard out of patio blocks, and likes to make sure everyone knows he's the #1 best. He plays sports with his son every minute he's not jogging, working on his lawn, or washing his car with his shirt off so everyone can see his 6 pack. Their family is only allowed to watch the news, sports, or educational shows on TV, and his son has to be outside if the sun is out (he always comes over to get his son if my boy--or anyone else---goes indoors with him during the day).

Not sure what's wrong with the guy, but MAN is he trying too hard.

lol so let me get this straight, the guy is in great shape, works out all the time, keeps his house in great shape, spends a lot of time with his kids,and insists his kids play ousitd rather than watch tv? man what a douche......

sounds to me like he's got his shit together and you are jealous?

 

[Fritzo]

So, your neighbor thinks you're a dick now. Good move.

No, my neighbor thought he would try to humiliate me and I threw it back in his face.

 

[Fritzo]

 

[JulesMaximus]

No, my neighbor thought he would try to humiliate me and I threw it back in his face.

Maybe he was just making conversation and you took it the wrong way?

 

[shortylickens]

I don't get it...is he a jerk for doing 13MPH? Is that too slow? Too fast? What kind of car does he drive? Is it something 4 wheel drive? Does he have any cats? How old is his daughter?

Best response of the whole thread.
You win the beer.

 

[chuckywang]

We had a bunch of snow Friday night/Sat. morning, and I was lazy and didn't shovel my driveway or sidewalk yesterday.

I went out and did it today, and as my neighbor was pulling out of his driveway said in a snotty voice "I wondered what happened over there! I was about to come shovel that for you!"

I shouted back "I was going to do this yesterday, but all of those Christmas lights I took down LAST MONTH were on top of my snow shovel!"

The neighbor shook his head and drove away at his usual 13 MPH.

(He still has his lights up....and it's Feb 7th)

Well I had sex with your wife!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[RollWave]

Wow.

 

[rh71]

this is why i never put up Christmas lights! Who wants to do that shit in the bitter cold?

 

[zinfamous]

you should follow up with a garden hose spraying to the roof above his front door.

 

[Red Squirrel]

this is why i never put up Christmas lights! Who wants to do that shit in the bitter cold?

That's why you put them up in August/September before the snow and cold comes. :biggrin: That's what I do now.