McGuyver or Bond? Who would win?

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PsychoAndy

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Dec 31, 2000
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three problems sport:

#1 he'd use a spoon, some plastic, a helium balloon with DUCT TAPE AND HIS TRUSTY SWISS ARMY KNIFE. you cant forget the 'ol victorinox (sp?)

#2 its spelled incorrectly

#3 mac hasnt killed anyone. all his cool stuff has just been used to deter the bad guys to make a getaway. bond has.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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Bond by a mile. While McGuyver is trying to build a bomb out some hair spray and pack of chewing gum, Bond would just blow him away with the heat-seeking missile pen or laser beam watch that Q gave him the day earlier. :)

Even if McGuyver somehow captured him, Bond would just wait until McGuyver took him back to his compound and told him about his secret plan to take over the world before escaping. They would then have a fist fight at a very tall place, and Bond would throw him into something very painful to finish him off. (Spikes, a shark tank, an exploding supercomputer, etc.)

Bond would then somehow escape in the nick of time, and have sex with some supermodels who used to be McGuyver's girlfriend. Haven't you seen ANY of the movies? :)
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: RSI
Neither. Bond can not be hit by bullets, nor can he be seriously injured (have you ever seen it happen? :D). McGuyver has the same kind of deal, except he doesn't dodge as many bullets and stuff, but he never gets harmed either - and he's extremely good with... stuff. He could make a bomb out of ... well, almost anything. Bond can't do anything except stunts, shoot guns/dudge bullets and use pre-made gadjets.. :p

It's pretty even, but I prefer McGuyver so he gets my vote.


Bond was shot in the leg in one of the early Bond films (with Sean Connary), Roger Moore's Bond broke his leg in one of the movies (at the end), Timothy Dalton got F'd up in a fight in one of his movies.....it happens. I agree, McGuyver was a pansy that wouldn't use guns and wouldn't kill people. Also....just WHAT the heck was McGuyver's job anyway?