McGuyver or Bond? Who would win?

I'm going to have to go with McGuyver on this one. He could counter any gaget that Bond had with a spoon, some plastic and a helium balloon.
 

ggavinmoss

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Hand to Hand - Bond
Toys (BMW, guns) - Bond

Let to his own devices - McGuyver
Paper clip, rubber band, bleach, thumbtack - McGuyver

It's a draw!

-geoff
 

Burnt

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McGuyver owns Bond. And he's cooler too. I remember watching that show before Monday Night Football
 

RSI

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Neither. Bond can not be hit by bullets, nor can he be seriously injured (have you ever seen it happen? :D). McGuyver has the same kind of deal, except he doesn't dodge as many bullets and stuff, but he never gets harmed either - and he's extremely good with... stuff. He could make a bomb out of ... well, almost anything. Bond can't do anything except stunts, shoot guns/dudge bullets and use pre-made gadjets.. :p

It's pretty even, but I prefer McGuyver so he gets my vote.
 

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I never knew so many people on AT were homosexual.

Who the F do you think would win?!

Macguyver won't even use a gun and doesn't kill people.
 

ggavinmoss

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I never knew so many people on AT were homosexual.

Who the F do you think would win?!

Macguyver won't even use a gun and doesn't kill people.

I think people here like the pseudo-science of McGuyver, it's not their overt homosexuality.

-geoff

 

Muadib

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I never knew so many people on AT were homosexual.

Who the F do you think would win?!

Macguyver won't even use a gun and doesn't kill people.

MUHAHA!!:D Notice I went with Bond. All James would have to do is bring along one of his latest conquest, and McGuyver would be too busy thinking girl so hot to notice the bullet headed for his head.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
I'm going to have to go with McGuyver on this one. He could counter any gaget that Bond had with a spoon, some plastic and a helium balloon.
Bond wins easily:

1. Duct tape does not stop bullets
2. McGuyver couldn't get laid at a nymphomaniac convention
3. Bond had an Aston Martin

 

rudder

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Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I never knew so many people on AT were homosexual.

Who the F do you think would win?!

Macguyver won't even use a gun and doesn't kill people.

I think people here like the pseudo-science of McGuyver, it's not their overt homosexuality.

-geoff

Is it now? Then why after every Bond movie you see James shacking up with some hot thing, but with Macguyver you just see him hugging that fat bald guy or something.

 

Amused

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Macguyver would bore Bond to death. Or he'd sic Marge Simpson's sisters on him...
 

LaBang

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Oh cm'on this is a stupid question. Everybody knows that McGuyver is real and Bond isn't. All of those gadgets and things that Bond has aren't EVEN REAL! McGuyver would whip his butt.
 

ChefJoe

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McGuyver won't touch a gun or kill someone on purpose... hence relegated to USA daytime while Bond gets the hot women and movies.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Bond all the way. He had the uber-leet MI6 training. All McGuyver can do is jump from a high surface and tackle someone from behind. I don't think I ever saw him even throw a punch... only tackle someone.
 

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I never knew so many people on AT were homosexual.

Who the F do you think would win?!

Macguyver won't even use a gun and doesn't kill people.

Without Q Bond might as well starred in the Aurthur Movies opposite Dudley Moore.




I vote MacGuyver!
 

crypticlogin

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Bodycount --
Bond: dozens upon dozens
MacGuyver: I can count them on one hand

And how many times did MacGuyver repeatedly fail to kill Murdock? The answer's obvious... :)
 

tontod

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Take Bond's gun away and his toys and he's dead in the water, so to speak. ;)
 

LordMaul

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McGuyver would make a rocket launcher out of a toilet paper tube, a dead squirrel and a piece of cheese and kill Bond...leaving no traces.
 

ElMono

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Bond... definately... and I'm biased towards him since I'm a big James Bond fan. Never was really interested in MacGuyver... probably because I was a little kid back then.