Mayo or Miracle Whip?

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Mayo.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Mayo all day long.

 

[Beev]

Mayo, easily. Growing up my family only used Miracle Whip, and I would rather eat a dry sandwich than use that terrible stuff.

 

[guyver01]

Mayo..

if i wanted sugar on my sandwich, i'd pour sugar on it

 

[bfdd]

Mayo, miracle whip is for shit fucks.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Mayo, miracle whip is for shit fucks.

:thumbsup:

 

[OutHouse]

lol at cartoon. i had to send that one off to my friends.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Depends on the sandwich/meal.

 

[hanoverphist]

Depends on the sandwich/meal.

this

 

[illusion88]

Miracle whip is terrible. Mayo, but not too much.

 

[MajorMullet]

Mayo... and only Duke's will do

 

[KeithTalent]

Mayo, miracle whip is for shit fucks.

This. Sorry Grandma.

KT

 

[Anubis]

they are both gross but mayo is much less gross

mayo is only good on things like tuna and chicken salad, most time not using it is better then using it

 

[hclarkjr]

hellmans!!!

 

[KGB]

 

[BoomerD]

Depends on the sandwich/meal.

Agreed. I grew up with Miracle Whip as the "mayo-type" product in our house. My wife..mayonnaise only.

MW is good for use in potato salad and the like, mayo is better for sandwiches.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Hellmans is the only mayo.

 

[Perknose]

Mayo all day long and most of yesterday, too.

The difference is obvious:

Miracle whip sounds like some 13 year old's pet name for his dinky lil' Johnson.

Mayo, iirc, has its own world famous clinic somewhere in the Mid-West.

 

[dainthomas]

Anyone who says mayo is a tard. My wife always buys generic Kroger tasteless garbage mayo. Since I bought Miracle Whip last time, all the sandwiches she makes me taste 300% more awesome.

 

[Gooberlx2]

My wife always buys generic Kroger tasteless garbage mayo.

Tell your wife to buy better mayo.

 

[dank69]

Picky eaters are little girls. And lol at cartoon maker for knowing what goblin cum tastes like.

 

[Sixguns]

They are both nasty. Why would you use it when you could just use some BBQ sauce.

 

[Gooberlx2]

They are both nasty. Why would you use it when you could just use some BBQ sauce.

I imagine substituting BBQ sauce for mayo in tuna salad would taste like the devil's ass....for example.

 

[surfsatwerk]

A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

They are both nasty. Why would you use it when you could just use some BBQ sauce.

Egg salad made with bbq sauce sounds pretty nasty.