Maybe it's the Alcohol talking but........................

Jhill

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I just had a 19 year old dweeb knock on my door and lecture me on why I need to get potatoes delivered from his MLM company weekly. FUCKING POTATOES!!!!!!! I realize I live in Utah. The MLM capitol of the world. And Idaho is the nearest state, but god damn this MLM pyramid scheme door to door shit is getting ridiculous. Sorry fucknut I don't need your potatoes. I realize you probably went on a 2 year Mormon mission and desperate people listened to you but FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

wetcat007

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lol Potatoes delivered, who needs potatoes enough that they need to have them delivered every week or month...
 

IronWing

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Run, don't walk, to your nearest used bookstore and pick up a copy of the Atkins Diet book. Keep it next to your door in case the twit makes another run at it. It should work like Medusa's head.
 

CraKaJaX

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Run, don't walk, to your nearest used bookstore and pick up a copy of the Atkins Diet book. Keep it next to your door in case the twit makes another run at it. It should work like Medusa's head.

LMAO. :laugh:
 

RapidSnail

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Yeah, I realize it's annoying being suckered into a conversation you don't want to have, but does it really bother you that much? The kid's doing his job, and all you have to do is be firm and say no.
 

PottedMeat

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Is this one of those Ambien hallucinations? You're not going to remember this in the morning...

 

Jhill

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Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Yeah, I realize it's annoying being suckered into a conversation you don't want to have, but does it really bother you that much? The kid's doing his job, and all you have to do is be firm and say no.

His job?

He couldn't get a real job at a store? SO he had to pressure me?

Fuck that. Before he left he told me I needed to eat more potatoes and stood there trying me to change my mind. . He is just a fuck!ng mlm bullshit guy trying to get rich quick.
FUCK HIM and his bosses.

Trust me I worked at a conference center a long time. These people are evil fucks trying to make a quick buck off of guilt and pressure. Nothing more.
 

sandorski

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MLM? You sure it's an MLM company?

Anyway, when I was a kid Vegetable sales dudes would show up at the door every summer trying to Sell their Vegetables. If you wanted some, you Bought, if not, they left. No big woop.
 

MyThirdEye

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Run, don't walk, to your nearest used bookstore and pick up a copy of the Atkins Diet book. Keep it next to your door in case the twit makes another run at it. It should work like Medusa's head.

rofl
 

pyonir

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The return of the "Maybe it's the Alcohol talking" threads!!!!!!

I'm so happy! :D