may the toast be with you

[brainhulk]

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Dart.../dp/B00PM6K4GC

What's the best brand whole wheat bread?

 

[highland145]

Hot deals is that way-------->

 

[Belegost]

I was kind of meh, until I saw this:

Please Note: Depending on the type of bread used and the duration of toasting, your toast may differ from what is pictured in the promotional material above. The toast pictured above was produced by a trained professional. It is important to remember that toast is like a snowflake, each piece is unique and beautiful in its own way.

A trained toast professional? Seriously?

And unique snowflake? It's effing toast, not the bloody Sistine chapel.

 

[Sonikku]

You can get a degree in anything these days.

 

[mmntech]

I may be a nerd but I'm not too much of a nerd to buy that. George Lucas has enough money.

Merchandising! We put the picture's name on everything. Star Wars the Toaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNZove4OTtI

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I was kind of meh, until I saw this:


A trained toast professional? Seriously?

And unique snowflake? It's effing toast, not the bloody Sistine chapel.

May not be the Sistine Chapel, but Jesus approves

 

[Belegost]

May not be the Sistine Chapel, but Jesus approves

I suppose that's the quality workmanship of a true toasting professional.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I was kind of meh, until I saw this:


A trained toast professional? Seriously?

And unique snowflake? It's effing toast, not the bloody Sistine chapel.

You understand that there are people whose sole job it is to make food look absolutely perfect for promotional material.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

To get that text to come out you basically need to burn the bread.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's awesome. Would be cooler if it did the imperial symbol or something though, or you could pick different ones.

 

[Ruptga]

I'll get one when I can use it like a fax machine, that way I would actually have a use for a fax machine.