may sound cruel, but... BWAHAHAHA!

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mdchesne

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http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5285414/detail.html

LOL! if you don't think of the badness in this, it's really quite funny

EDIT:
This is what I imagined when I read the title

EBAY.com

2-Year Old
This auction is for my 2-year old daughter. She's 2...years old... female. She links to wear pink and point at stuff. I'm selling her because she needs to get to california and I don't know anyone where I live who I can trust with my daughter. So the bidding starts at $50, or Buy It Now for $2000.


Special note: She comes equiped with a grilled cheese snadwhich with a burn mark in the shape of the virgin mary.

Happy bidding.

NOTICE:
I won't ship her to nigeria or accept any payment method other than cash.

Shipping Options:
You must pick up
 
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LeiZaK

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Police Say Mom Sold 2-Year-Old For $2,000
Mother In Court On Drug Charges

UPDATED: 8:19 am MST November 9, 2005

CLEVELAND -- The man who returned a missing 2-year-old Cleveland girl to police was charged with her kidnapping Tuesday.

Nicholas Stokes, 60, allegedly bought Savannah Stokes from the girl's mother for $2,000. Rosemary Busch, 22, told police she gave her daughter to Nicholas Stokes Aug. 1 to take her to her father in California. Nicholas Stokes is not related to the child, WEWS-TV in Cleveland reported.

Stokes' attorney contacted police last week, who worked over the weekend to get him to turn the girl in Monday. Nicholas Stokes will be arraigned in court Wednesday.

Meanwhile, Savannah is in the custody of Children and Family Services until permanent custody is decided.

Savannah's father, Miller Stokes, was in Cleveland Tuesday to argue that he is best suited to care for the little girl.

A complaint filed with the court calls Miller Stokes a "nomadic gypsy," who had no contact with his daughter for the past year. Another custody hearing is set for Dec. 15.

Busch was in court Tuesday on unrelated drug charges. She was accused of drug possession and use. She was released from jail on a $1,000 personal bond.
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quoted for people that don't want to visit the ad laden news site. ;)
 
purbeast0

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lol ... the wording does sound funny.

technically it just seems like she paid that guy $2K to transfer the child to the father.

 
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mdchesne

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
lol ... the wording does sound funny.

technically it just seems like she paid that guy $2K to transfer the child to the father.
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yea, she did. but i didn't even get to read into it until I started lmao
 
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Damn, I saw the picture on the right of Yates and thought the sub above it said "Recipes To Cook Your Kids". I was like WTF??
 
PingSpike

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Police Say Mom Sold 2-Year-Old For $2,000
Mother In Court On Drug Charges

UPDATED: 8:19 am MST November 9, 2005

CLEVELAND -- The man who returned a missing 2-year-old Cleveland girl to police was charged with her kidnapping Tuesday.

Nicholas Stokes, 60, allegedly bought Savannah Stokes from the girl's mother for $2,000. Rosemary Busch, 22, told police she gave her daughter to Nicholas Stokes Aug. 1 to take her to her father in California. Nicholas Stokes is not related to the child, WEWS-TV in Cleveland reported.

Stokes' attorney contacted police last week, who worked over the weekend to get him to turn the girl in Monday. Nicholas Stokes will be arraigned in court Wednesday.

Meanwhile, Savannah is in the custody of Children and Family Services until permanent custody is decided.

Savannah's father, Miller Stokes, was in Cleveland Tuesday to argue that he is best suited to care for the little girl.

A complaint filed with the court calls Miller Stokes a "nomadic gypsy," who had no contact with his daughter for the past year. Another custody hearing is set for Dec. 15.

Busch was in court Tuesday on unrelated drug charges. She was accused of drug possession and use. She was released from jail on a $1,000 personal bond.
Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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She sold her own daughter for $2000, presumably to buy drugs...and they'll probably still give her back to her, or dump her in a foster home, rather then let her "nomadic" father take care of her.

Who knows. They're probably all dirtballs.
 
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mdchesne

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This is what I imagined when I read the title

EBAY.com

2-Year Old
This auction is for my 2-year old daughter. She's 2...years old... female. She links to wear pink and point at stuff. I'm selling her because she needs to get to california and I don't know anyone where I live who I can trust with my daughter. So the bidding starts at $50, or Buy It Now for $2000.


Special note: She comes equiped with a grilled cheese snadwhich with a burn mark in the shape of the virgin mary.

Happy bidding.

NOTICE:
I won't ship her to nigeria or accept any payment method other than cash.

Shipping Options:
You must pick up
 
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