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"May I knock you up?"

My gf's kiwi roomate wanted me to knock on her door in the morning to wake her up so we could go snowboarding. She kept telling me to "Give her a bang in the morning".
 
Originally Posted by BudAshes
My gf's kiwi roomate wanted me to knock on her door in the morning to wake her up so we could go snowboarding. She kept telling me to "Give her a bang in the morning".
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techs said:
Did you knock her up?
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If you knock her up by giving her a bang in the morning...you weren't very careful...
 
You damn Brits, you can't talk correctly, your food sucks, your teeth are horrible, you lost your empire, and the only good thing to ever come out of there is Top Gear.
 
Not relevant, but:

The Dude: Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
 
darkxshade said:
pics?
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kiwi_fruit-5503.jpg
 
Kadarin said:
Not relevant, but:

The Dude: Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
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Big Lebowski quotes are always relevant, even when they're not.
 
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