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dannybin1742

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One who makes malicious charges and otherwise attempts to discredit an opponent, as in a political campaign.
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so what does karl (i didn't say her name so its not treason) Rove do on a daily basis?, the difference is that the left has evidence to back it up
 
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DealMonkey

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Originally posted by: TWills
Kansas Evolution debate rages on...
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Debate? What debate? Anyone who wants ID taught in schools clearly has their heads right up their own arses. Pfffft. Humans are simply incapable of saying "I don't know." If science can't explain it then it must be Jeebus moving in mysterious ways.
 
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TWills

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Originally posted by: TWills
Kansas Evolution debate rages on...
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Debate? What debate? Anyone who wants ID taught in schools clearly has their heads right up their own arses. Pfffft. Humans are simply incapable of saying "I don't know." If science can't explain it then it must be Jeebus moving in mysterious ways.
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That's where King Pasta comes in to fill the gap :)
 
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yllus

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There's a debate on whether Kansas has evolved? That doesn't seem like much of an argument.
 
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sourceninja

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It all makes sense now. I've seen the light. Why wasn't I show the way eairlier. I've always know from birth that I was destined to worship a large pasta monster. I remember my pasta sauce batism. Finally i belive.
 
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Moonbeam

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The sad thing is there's a good chance in 2000 years people will be killing each other over whether He was a Capellini or a Linguine.
 
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Moonbeam

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Originally posted by: TWills
Originally posted by: EatSpam
Originally posted by: TWills
His Holiness

The encyclopedia reveals his magnificent truth, and why he was created!

Mud slinging: the best the left can muster in an argument...
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You can't fight ID with logic and science. Its a matter of irrational faith. Hence, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a quite effective troll of the IDiots position.
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For those of you who think christianity can't be defended logically...
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Hehe, that is quite a logical argument there over plastic vs wood. Scientists believe in plastic whereas the Bible believes in wood and WOW, it turns out that wood is a better container for food because of antibacterial properties. Hell yeah it is. Wood has evolved for millions of years to be able to withstand rotting so a tree don't fall while standing.
Fundi Christians make what they think are logical arguments because they are blind to what logic is. But then again perhaps you are just pulling people's chain and giggling to yourself like I might do. If so here's my take on Christians and evolution:

There is a truth the knowledge of which reveals that life is infinitely good. The reality of that truth can be experienced instinctively in ones being. The existence of that truth is alluded to in the Bible. The Bible is the word of God. If one word in the Bible is wrong the bible may be wrong there may be no God and the Good may not be true. So the truth of the Bible must be true because I feel the presence of that true Good. Therefore, I will believe any horse pucky that comes along that supports the Bible because my truth can't be wrong.

The mistake in all this is that it is the Good that exists not God. God is a symbol man creates and defines to represent the existence of that Good. But the Good gets shoe-horned into a million kinds of boxes. The animist the Buddhist the Hindu the Christian the Muslim, they all feel that Good and define it as the culture around them does. There is only one Truth and God is only one of its names. The truth is the truth and it is unaffected by what you believe. The thing you call God is real and neither your misconceptions nor the atheist can change a single thing.
 
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piasabird

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Where is the Pizza God Creation Myth?

Pizza being the most pure form of perfection on the earth, it may be a demigod of the Spaghetti Noodle.

Then the Spaghetti god came down and gave the flat bread its heavenly sauce and Pizzarelli was crowned the only true decendent of the Speghetti God. Praise be the son of the living Spaghetti God, and may his name always be Pizza-Relli. Note this is similar to the third member of the God Family "Roma-Sana" the Prinkly Cheese Sprinkle God of silent Flavor!
 
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Originally posted by: TWills

For those of you who think Christianity can't be defended logically...
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WTF? You know just thinking that someone else on this planet thinks that this is an example of a logical defense makes me sad. I'll sum it up for those that haven't read it because it follows every other creationist's example.

"the scientists are not 100% sure so it must not be taught!"


actually from article...

"Given their own admission regarding the ?glorified mess? of the fossil record?I would have to agree! No fossil evidence will ever be compiled that accurately links humans to any lower life form?for the simple reason that humans did not evolve! They were created by the Creator!"

You see it always comes down the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
 
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TWills

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Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: TWills

For those of you who think christianity can't be defended logically...
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Yeah, right... from your own esteemed source:
http://www.apologeticspress.com/pdfs/reprints_pdf/hdgglory.pdf

you might want to check out correlation implies causation, which is precisely what the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all about...

people are so gullible...
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Do you dispute the laws of thermodynamics, then? Evolutionists espouse being staunch believers in the laws of science, but do not apply them to evolution! For instance, evolutionists claim the universe is expanding at this very moment, spawning stuff as it goes (not that they've seen it themselves). However, here on earth scientific observation shows that matter naturally degrades, and not vice versa. So how can matter create, when all it is known to do is degrade?

Thank you, I am already familiar with logical fallacies.

And, if you claim that people are so gullible, you imply that that you have all the answers. Please, enlighten our superstitious miinds with your superior intelect. Make a logical defense for evolution. It's been a while since I've heard one.




Originally posted by: jman19
Originally posted by: TWills
His Holiness

The encyclopedia reveals his magnificent truth, and why he was created!

Mud slinging: the best the left can muster in an argument...
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Sorry, I had to laugh at that mud slinging comment. If you think mud slinging is confined to "the left" then you are clearly a misinformed individual.
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I'm not confining mud slinging to the left. We are all human, and we all do things we shouldn't. I don't even affiliate myself with any party. Doing so puts oneself in a stereotypical situation that is rarely true. For instance, I'm sure I could find SOME democrats that are more christian and moralistic than SOME republicans.
 
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