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(put back up for Yakko)
OK, time for some tunez....Aaaaaaand we have the
following categorys for the Tunez Of The Year!
Alterative*Crossed out* *Re written* *Crossed out
again*
Techno
Techno REMIX
Euro
Rock&Roll
Classical
Rap
Now, this does not mean that the tunez have to be from
this year. In fact, thats not it at all. It will be
picks from ANY time period.
And now, yakko and GirlFriday will present award for
Best Alterative Techno!!
GF(bakcstage, but with mic on): Don't touch ME!
Yakko: Hehehehe, you know you like it..
GF: *WHAM!*
Announcer: We, uhh, now have GirlFriday, presenting
the award for Best Techno!!
Aaaaand the runners up!
"Mortal Kombat Immortals Theme!"
AND!
"Hampton the Hampster - The Official Hamster Dance
Song"!
AND!
"Propeller Heads -- Spy Break"
AND!
"Eiffel 65 -- BLUE!"
AND!
"Moby - James Bond Theme!"
AND!
"U2 -- Mission Impossible Theme!"
AND Ooooooff course..
"2Laziest Men On Mars - Invasion of the Gabber Robots
(All Your Base Are Belong To Us)!"
GirlFriday: Uhh...*giggle* What is th-! YAKKO! YOU
&%$#@! You put a frog in my...err..*looks toward
audience* Uh. Hi. *blush* I have...here...a uhh,
envelope...Let see what it says *bright red by
now*...it says "HAMPSTER DANCE"...
*Cheers and clapping*
GirlFriday: Whatever. *Stomps off stage*
Announcer: We now have Red Dawn and N00-B presenting
"Best Rock 'n Roll"!
Red Dawn: Why the %$&*#@ am I here?!
N00-B: lol..u look funny. haha, nice hair, doode.
bhwahahahahahahahahahaha...
Red Dawn: Grrrrrrr.....
Announcer: *Cough* The Runners up, please, Red?
Red Dawn: Grr...is that what this damn envelope has
in it?! *tears off top* Hm...it says:
"Beatles - Twist And Shout"
"Garbage - I Think I´m Paranoid"
"George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone" (Red Dawn:
Hey...they know their stuff!)
"Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams"
"Michael Jackson - Beat It"
"Queen- We Will Rock You"
"Orgy - Blue Monday"
"Beach Boys - Kokomo" (Sorry...
)
"Joan Jett - I Love Rock 'n Roll"
"Rob Zombie - Dragula"
"Three Doors Down - Kryptonite"
Announcer: Aaaand the winner is....
Red Dawn: "George Thorogood - Bad To The
Bone!!"
N00-B: Huh huh huh....
Red: *Smackdown*
Announcer: OK, now, we have Konichiwa and ToolGirl for
"Best Techno REMIX!"
Koni: Sup bitch...Prom?
ToolGirl: Shaddup, before I pierce your--
Announcer: *AHEM!*
ToolGirl: Harumph. OK.
Koni: A-Ight..we got:
"Transformers Unicron Theme (Techno Remix 2000)!"
AND!
"Star Wars (Rave RMX by - Moby)!"
AND!
"Terminator 2 Theme - (Techno Rave Mix)!!"
AND!
"Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Techno Version)"
AND!
"Star Wars -- Jedi Knight Techno Remix"
AND!
"Beverly Hills Cop- Axel F"
AND!
"Britney Spears Sometimes **Rave Remix**"
AND!
"Star Wars - MOBY Rave RMX!"
AND at last...
"Orgy - Blue Monday Techno Remix"
Announcer: Hm...Interesting selection. The winner,
ToolGirl?
ToolGirl: *Grabs envelope out of Koni hand* It is "Terminator 2 Theme-Techno
Rave Mix!"
Koni: Damn...
Announcer: OK, for the next part of our show, we have
NSF4 and luv2chill in RAP!
NSF4: Wha? Did you hear about that plane that crashed
in..
L2C: Woh...*sways*
Announcer: The runners up, are...!...The runners up,
are..........! HEY, WAKE UP DAMMIT!
L2C: Err...OK...this here thing says:
"Nelly -- Country Grammer!"
"Sir Mix-a-Lot- Baby Got Back"
"Shaggy-Mr. Boombastic"
"Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'!"
"Jay-Z - Can I get a you-know-what!"
"Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar"
"Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey!"
"Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out" (OK, Sorry... )
"2 Live Crew - Ghetto Bass"
"Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise"
"Will Smith - Wild Wild West"
"Will Smith - Men in Black"
"Biggy Smalls - Notorious"
"Lil' Troy -- I Wanna be a Balla"
"MC Hammer - You Can't Touch This"
"Notorious BIG - Hypnotize"
Announcer: Aaaand the winner is...!"
NSF4: "Lil' Troy -- I Wanna be a Balla"!
L2c "NOOOO!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!! *Grabs NSF4
and starts to tear his hair out*
NSF4: Heee-YA!
L2c: *thump*
Announcer: ...uhh....eer..next up we have DennilFloss
and Adul for Classical!
Adul: CLASSICAL? ME? But...but...
Dennil: Shut up, eh?
Announcer: OK, the runners UP..
Adul: *grumble* OK, fine. I'll do it. But your MAKING
me do it...I don't want to, but I will, just because I
am nice. I mean,-
Dennil: EH? SHADDAP!!!
Dennil: We have:
"Bach -- Da 9th" Dennil: Who the hell wrote
this..?
"Bach - Air for G String"
(Adul: Thats just WRONG...)
"Beverly Hills Cop -- Classical Version"
(Adul: Bhwahahahahahahaahahhaha....)
"Mozart -- (Dennil: I CAN'T READ IT! The print is too
small...)
(Adul whips out lighter...*click*)
Dennil: OK, next up we hav- AHHH!!!! ADUL!!
But alas, he is too late, Adul has run home.
Announcer: OK, last one guys...Totally Refrected Power
and MDay doing EURO!
TRP: But...I want to KEEP my money! Taxes SUCK!!
Mday: Woh....buttasses...floating
everywhere....floating..in...a....gray...mist...
Announcer: Get on with it.
TRP: Well, OK. Wez got:
"DJ Shap - Megamix 2000"
"Terminator 2 - Techno Remix" (Yeah, I know it is a
REMIX, but hey, it is TOTALLY Euro!!)
"CLUB-Euro Insomnia remix Techno Dance Hits Mix"
"Prezioso - Tell Me Why Euro-Dance"
"Ayumi Hamasaki - Appears (EuroMix)"
(bhwahahahahahahahaha...)
"EuroDance Twenty 4 Seven - Leave Them Alone DJ Line
Version"
Announcer: And the winner is....
TRP: CLUB-Euro Insomnia remix Techno Dance Hits
Mix!!!
Mday: Woh. I think you should know that I am feeling
very depressed. </Marvin voice>
*Cheers, clapping, and Encore beggers*
Announcer: Oh? Ya liked it? NO? Screw you. We'll do a
Encore.
Announcer: We have now, for presenting the Award For
Misc. Good Tune, JokerSmoker and Coupon Collect,
strait from Hot Deals!!
CC: Hey, you can get some free hemorrhoid cream if you
go to-
JS: Shaddap! I can get free cigars!
CC: Oh yeah? Well, I never pay for my toilet paper. I
get IT for free all the time!
JS: Yeah, and I'll bet used toilet paper works really
good, too.
CC: Well, its only a LITTLE used!
Announcer: Ahem, uhh, guys..?
JS: Oh. OK. We have:
"Bounty Killer - Living Dangerously"
"Booker T & The M G's - Green Onions"
"Bob Marley - Red red wine"
"Rebels - Wild Weekend"
"Blues Brothers - Peter Gun Theme"
"Beethoven - Ode to Joy"
"Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild"
"Theme - Blade Techno Mix"
"Saldoran - Sessionmobs Counter Strike Battle Anthem"
"Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs Robinson"
"Seal - Kiss from a Rose"
"Real Mccoy - Automatic Lover"
"Rammstein - Du Hast"
"NIN - Closer"
"Moby - Natural Blues"
"Lenny Kravitz - American Woman"
"Lou Bega - Mambo #5"
"John Williams - Duel Of The Fates"
"Don McLean's - American Pie"
CC: And the winner is-
JS: "Booker T & The M G's - Green Onions"!!
*the song plays in the backround*
Announcer: Thank you all so much for coming to my
show. Hope you had a fun time...and if you lazy
what-nots didn't read thw whole thing, I shall be
forced to beat you.
P.S.
Go on..get to your download..err....listening.
OK, time for some tunez....Aaaaaaand we have the
following categorys for the Tunez Of The Year!
Alterative*Crossed out* *Re written* *Crossed out
again*
Techno
Techno REMIX
Euro
Rock&Roll
Classical
Rap
Now, this does not mean that the tunez have to be from
this year. In fact, thats not it at all. It will be
picks from ANY time period.
And now, yakko and GirlFriday will present award for
Best Alterative Techno!!
GF(bakcstage, but with mic on): Don't touch ME!
Yakko: Hehehehe, you know you like it..
GF: *WHAM!*
Announcer: We, uhh, now have GirlFriday, presenting
the award for Best Techno!!
Aaaaand the runners up!
"Mortal Kombat Immortals Theme!"
AND!
"Hampton the Hampster - The Official Hamster Dance
Song"!
AND!
"Propeller Heads -- Spy Break"
AND!
"Eiffel 65 -- BLUE!"
AND!
"Moby - James Bond Theme!"
AND!
"U2 -- Mission Impossible Theme!"
AND Ooooooff course..
"2Laziest Men On Mars - Invasion of the Gabber Robots
(All Your Base Are Belong To Us)!"
GirlFriday: Uhh...*giggle* What is th-! YAKKO! YOU
&%$#@! You put a frog in my...err..*looks toward
audience* Uh. Hi. *blush* I have...here...a uhh,
envelope...Let see what it says *bright red by
now*...it says "HAMPSTER DANCE"...
*Cheers and clapping*
GirlFriday: Whatever. *Stomps off stage*
Announcer: We now have Red Dawn and N00-B presenting
"Best Rock 'n Roll"!
Red Dawn: Why the %$&*#@ am I here?!
N00-B: lol..u look funny. haha, nice hair, doode.
bhwahahahahahahahahahaha...
Red Dawn: Grrrrrrr.....
Announcer: *Cough* The Runners up, please, Red?
Red Dawn: Grr...is that what this damn envelope has
in it?! *tears off top* Hm...it says:
"Beatles - Twist And Shout"
"Garbage - I Think I´m Paranoid"
"George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone" (Red Dawn:
Hey...they know their stuff!)
"Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams"
"Michael Jackson - Beat It"
"Queen- We Will Rock You"
"Orgy - Blue Monday"
"Beach Boys - Kokomo" (Sorry...
)"Joan Jett - I Love Rock 'n Roll"
"Rob Zombie - Dragula"
"Three Doors Down - Kryptonite"
Announcer: Aaaand the winner is....
Red Dawn: "George Thorogood - Bad To The
Bone!!"
N00-B: Huh huh huh....
Red: *Smackdown*
Announcer: OK, now, we have Konichiwa and ToolGirl for
"Best Techno REMIX!"
Koni: Sup bitch...Prom?
ToolGirl: Shaddup, before I pierce your--
Announcer: *AHEM!*
ToolGirl: Harumph. OK.
Koni: A-Ight..we got:
"Transformers Unicron Theme (Techno Remix 2000)!"
AND!
"Star Wars (Rave RMX by - Moby)!"
AND!
"Terminator 2 Theme - (Techno Rave Mix)!!"
AND!
"Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Techno Version)"
AND!
"Star Wars -- Jedi Knight Techno Remix"
AND!
"Beverly Hills Cop- Axel F"
AND!
"Britney Spears Sometimes **Rave Remix**"
AND!
"Star Wars - MOBY Rave RMX!"
AND at last...
"Orgy - Blue Monday Techno Remix"
Announcer: Hm...Interesting selection. The winner,
ToolGirl?
ToolGirl: *Grabs envelope out of Koni hand* It is "Terminator 2 Theme-Techno
Rave Mix!"
Koni: Damn...
Announcer: OK, for the next part of our show, we have
NSF4 and luv2chill in RAP!
NSF4: Wha? Did you hear about that plane that crashed
in..
L2C: Woh...*sways*
Announcer: The runners up, are...!...The runners up,
are..........! HEY, WAKE UP DAMMIT!
L2C: Err...OK...this here thing says:
"Nelly -- Country Grammer!"
"Sir Mix-a-Lot- Baby Got Back"
"Shaggy-Mr. Boombastic"
"Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'!"
"Jay-Z - Can I get a you-know-what!"
"Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar"
"Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey!"
"Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out" (OK, Sorry...
)"2 Live Crew - Ghetto Bass"
"Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise"
"Will Smith - Wild Wild West"
"Will Smith - Men in Black"
"Biggy Smalls - Notorious"
"Lil' Troy -- I Wanna be a Balla"
"MC Hammer - You Can't Touch This"
"Notorious BIG - Hypnotize"
Announcer: Aaaand the winner is...!"
NSF4: "Lil' Troy -- I Wanna be a Balla"!
L2c "NOOOO!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!! *Grabs NSF4
and starts to tear his hair out*
NSF4: Heee-YA!
L2c: *thump*
Announcer: ...uhh....eer..next up we have DennilFloss
and Adul for Classical!
Adul: CLASSICAL? ME? But...but...
Dennil: Shut up, eh?
Announcer: OK, the runners UP..
Adul: *grumble* OK, fine. I'll do it. But your MAKING
me do it...I don't want to, but I will, just because I
am nice. I mean,-
Dennil: EH? SHADDAP!!!
Dennil: We have:
"Bach -- Da 9th" Dennil: Who the hell wrote
this..?
"Bach - Air for G String"
(Adul: Thats just WRONG...)
"Beverly Hills Cop -- Classical Version"
(Adul: Bhwahahahahahahaahahhaha....)
"Mozart -- (Dennil: I CAN'T READ IT! The print is too
small...)
(Adul whips out lighter...*click*)
Dennil: OK, next up we hav- AHHH!!!! ADUL!!
But alas, he is too late, Adul has run home.
Announcer: OK, last one guys...Totally Refrected Power
and MDay doing EURO!
TRP: But...I want to KEEP my money! Taxes SUCK!!
Mday: Woh....buttasses...floating
everywhere....floating..in...a....gray...mist...
Announcer: Get on with it.
TRP: Well, OK. Wez got:
"DJ Shap - Megamix 2000"
"Terminator 2 - Techno Remix" (Yeah, I know it is a
REMIX, but hey, it is TOTALLY Euro!!)
"CLUB-Euro Insomnia remix Techno Dance Hits Mix"
"Prezioso - Tell Me Why Euro-Dance"
"Ayumi Hamasaki - Appears (EuroMix)"
(bhwahahahahahahahaha...)
"EuroDance Twenty 4 Seven - Leave Them Alone DJ Line
Version"
Announcer: And the winner is....
TRP: CLUB-Euro Insomnia remix Techno Dance Hits
Mix!!!
Mday: Woh. I think you should know that I am feeling
very depressed. </Marvin voice>
*Cheers, clapping, and Encore beggers*
Announcer: Oh? Ya liked it? NO? Screw you. We'll do a
Encore.
Announcer: We have now, for presenting the Award For
Misc. Good Tune, JokerSmoker and Coupon Collect,
strait from Hot Deals!!
CC: Hey, you can get some free hemorrhoid cream if you
go to-
JS: Shaddap! I can get free cigars!
CC: Oh yeah? Well, I never pay for my toilet paper. I
get IT for free all the time!
JS: Yeah, and I'll bet used toilet paper works really
good, too.
CC: Well, its only a LITTLE used!
Announcer: Ahem, uhh, guys..?
JS: Oh. OK. We have:
"Bounty Killer - Living Dangerously"
"Booker T & The M G's - Green Onions"
"Bob Marley - Red red wine"
"Rebels - Wild Weekend"
"Blues Brothers - Peter Gun Theme"
"Beethoven - Ode to Joy"
"Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild"
"Theme - Blade Techno Mix"
"Saldoran - Sessionmobs Counter Strike Battle Anthem"
"Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs Robinson"
"Seal - Kiss from a Rose"
"Real Mccoy - Automatic Lover"
"Rammstein - Du Hast"
"NIN - Closer"
"Moby - Natural Blues"
"Lenny Kravitz - American Woman"
"Lou Bega - Mambo #5"
"John Williams - Duel Of The Fates"
"Don McLean's - American Pie"
CC: And the winner is-
JS: "Booker T & The M G's - Green Onions"!!
*the song plays in the backround*
Announcer: Thank you all so much for coming to my
show. Hope you had a fun time...and if you lazy
what-nots didn't read thw whole thing, I shall be
forced to beat you.
P.S.
Go on..get to your download..err....listening.
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