Math jokes? (A Stolen Vertimus Joke)

[Vertimus]

Q DLOWFTFWK QMY Q ZQKLIZQKFTFQM QSI WFKKFMR FM Q CQTAXKO XNAMRI WAYYIMXO KLI TNCCII ZQTLFMI TQKTLIW NM CFSI KLI DLOWFTFWK RSQEW Q EATUIK QMY XIQDW KNHQSY KLI WFMU CFXXW KLI EATU HFKL HQKIS QMY DAKW NAK KLI CFSI WITNMY YQO KLI WQZI KHN WFK FM KLI WQZI XNAMRI QRQFM KLI TNCCII ZQTLFMI TQKTLIW NM CFSI KLFW KFZI KLI ZQKLTZQKFTFQM WKQMYW AD RIKW Q EATUIK QMY LQMYW KLI EATUIK KN KLI DLOWFTFWK KLAW SIYATFMR KLI DSNEXIZ KN Q DSIJFNAWXO WNXJIY NMI

Try not to use letter frequency analysis

Edit: for those who are lost, this is a simple substitution cipher. So, one leter will be replaced with another letter as a 1 to 1 function.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Kalvin00]

um

 

[Zim Hosein]

I don't get it

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

uh...

 

[TitanDiddly]

M = E

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
I don't get it

 

[upsciLLion]

I think my penis exploded.

 

[xcript]

a physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge suddenly the coffee machine catches on fire the physicist grabs a bucket and leaps toward the sink fills the buck with water and puts out the fire second day the same two sit in the same lounge again the coffee machine catches on fire this time the mathcmatician stands up gets a bucket and hands the bucket to the physicist thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one

 

[Vertimus]

Originally posted by: xcript
a physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge suddenly the coffee machine catches on fire the physicist grabs a bucket and leaps toward the sink fills the buck with water and puts out the fire second day the same two sit in the same lounge again the coffee machine catches on fire this time the mathcmatician stands up gets a bucket and hands the bucket to the physicist thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one

:beer:

 

[chuckywang]

"EATU" = "BUCK"

Doesn't make sense in the context of the joke.

 

[Vertimus]

xcript: did you do it out by hand? or did you use letter-freq analysis?

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Vertimus
xcript: did you do it out by hand? or did you use letter-freq analysis?

By hand with a bit of perl to speed things up.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Vertimus

Originally posted by: xcript
a physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge suddenly the coffee machine catches on fire the physicist grabs a bucket and leaps toward the sink fills the buck with water and puts out the fire second day the same two sit in the same lounge again the coffee machine catches on fire this time the mathcmatician stands up gets a bucket and hands the bucket to the physicist thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one

:beer: