"Masturbation is a type of self abuse."

[MrsBugi]

"Masturbation is a type of self abuse" - Incorrect

"Masturbation is quite common in young children. In most cases, it is considered a natural, normal behavior in children of all ages." - Correct

That is all.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Well, I must be a masochist. Cause I love feeling the pain, all day.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Umm.... no shit? Everyone know wanking is normal. Especially ATOTers.

 

[waggy]

its only abuse when you use a cheese grater. otherwise its good.



..and thanks for the public notice.

 

[Saint Nick]

India Parenting?

That says a lot. Oppression leads to obsession. I've have seen so many horny Indian men hit on girls at clubs and house parties around here that it is just stupid.

 

[Binarycow]

damn didn't know that. I've been abusing the heck out of myself then ever since I was about 13.

edit: Thought I was the second poster here but a bunch of you beat me to it. What is it about masturbation that attracts so many self-abusers so quickly.

 

[zinfamous]

"masturbation will make you go blind!"

/Italian Catholic Priest.

 

[coldmeat]

Is that why it's always black and blue when I'm done?

 

[Gibsons]

Apparently 99.999% of males like abuse. The other poor fellers don't have hands.

 

[Heller]

Is that why it's always black and blue when I'm done?

D:

 

[mmntech]

Is that why it's always black and blue when I'm done?

You're not supposed to give it the death grip treatment. D:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Is that why it's always black and blue when I'm done?

yadoinitwrong

 

[waggy]

the hair on the palms from masturbation is bad though. i hate shaving my palms

 

[NikolaeVarius]

yadoinitwrong

Well after a while, a normal release ain't enough. You gotta start doing some more extreme stuff to feel the same stimulation.

 

[Wag]

I'm blind and my palms are hairy!!! Yessssssss!

 

[waggy]

this will help many parents here.


some good advice.

"One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear. "

 

[mmntech]

I'm blind and my palms are hairy!!! Yessssssss!

You should watch where you're pointing that thing. :sneaky:

 

[Exterous]

"One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear. "

"I just wanted it to smell like Daddy's bed!"