Masturbation for chronic pain?

[brainhulk]

Nsfw link maybe
iNeedaVibratorSTAT

I wonder if it will work the same for males. Might have to change some anesthesia protocols

 

[sandorski]

Next time I'm giving birth, I might just start fapping.

 

[madoka]

 

[renz20003]

Nsfw link maybe
iNeedaVibratorSTAT

I wonder if it will work the same for males. Might have to change some anesthesia protocols

 

[Rudee]

I'm no expert at masturbation, but I hold my own.

 

[John Connor]

Nsfw link maybe
iNeedaVibratorSTAT

I wonder if it will work the same for males. Might have to change some anesthesia protocols

I call bull shit. What ever happened to an epidural? News for clicks is all that is.

 

[disappoint]

Next time I'm giving birth, I might just start fapping.

And risk tapping the baby's fontanelles? Careful, you might create another R_____. (eligionut, epublican, etard,...etc.)

I'm no expert at masturbation, but I hold my own.

Oh no here come the puns...

A boss has to fire one of 2 workers, Jack & Jill. However, Both Jack & Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick.

So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car. He informs her of his dilemma.

"Hey Jill, I have a problem."

"Ok boss, what is it?" she asks

"I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off, what would you suggest?"

"Well, you'd better get the Vaseline, I'm going home!"

 

[John Connor]

And risk tapping the baby's fontanelles? Careful, you might create another R_____. (eligionut, epublican, etard,...etc.)

Anyone that interjects political bull shit into a topic like this proabbly has had their fontanelles poked around by Ronald Mc Donald with your mom in the back of a dumpster.

 

[disappoint]

Anyone that interjects political bull shit into a topic like this proabbly has had their fontanelles poked around by Ronald Mc Donald with your mom in the back of a dumpster.

Holy crap you almost managed to make a post that wasn't worthless.

A topic like this? Masturbation must be near and dear to your heart. So sorry I joked around in a topic that meant so much to you. Just remember if it causes pain you've been doing it too much. Wouldn't want people calling you a wanker more than they usually do.

 

[BudAshes]

Well now we know if someone seems like a tough guy immune to pain, it's just cause he was jerkin' it in the bathroom 10 minutes ago.