masturbating into a stuffed animal at walmart.

[Hugo Drax]

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...Stuffed-Animal-in-Walmart-Cops-279278812.html

I wonder how you explain this to the other guys waiting in the tank for sentencing?

 

[andylawcc]

a florida man....

 

[Ruptga]

The same way I explain everything else. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Oh it was a stuffed horse. Damn bronies.

 

[Imp]

Living out a bestiality dream? Or sign of the times with someone who can't afford to buy a ~$20 stuffed animal to jerk off into more than once?

 

[Captante]

a florida man....

at walmart ...

 

[MongGrel]

*Cough*

it figures.

I feel like I live in the land of retards some days, but they tend to migrate here 🙂

 

[GagHalfrunt]

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...Stuffed-Animal-in-Walmart-Cops-279278812.html

I wonder how you explain this to the other guys waiting in the tank for sentencing?

I think if you explain it to them in detail they won't get within 10 feet of you which would be a good thing.

And a man masturbating in a stuffed animal is pretty low on the official Wal-Mart Weird-o-Meter. That sounds like something that takes place on a Tuesday afternoon. The really creepy stuff happens on Saturday nights.

 

[goobernoodles]

Definitely a Brony. Or isn't there a term for these morons? Cloppers?

 

[Printer Bandit]

Hey Florida

 

[NFS4]

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Its not Ebola, so its fine.

 

[alzan]

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...Stuffed-Animal-in-Walmart-Cops-279278812.html

I wonder how you explain this to the other guys waiting in the tank for sentencing?

He probably shouldn't go with, "Any port in a storm"

 

[shortylickens]

Florida?
Walmart?

Does this even need an explanation?

 

[Leros]

Guy could have at least gone into a changing room or something?

 

[master_shake_]

poor horse is gonna be traumatized...

at least he could have wrapped it up.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The same way I explain everything else. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Oh it was a stuffed horse. Damn bronies.

Equesticles!

 

[Sonikku]

Florida Walmart. It's like an unholy fusion of evil and madness.

 

[RandomWords]

It's Wal-mart I tell you - Wal-Mart...

Has anyone ever read the book "The Store" by Bentley Little? I think it applies with all the weird things that happen at Wal-Mart's across the nation.

 

[SagaLore]

a florida man....

I knew it even before entering the thread 🙁

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Living out a bestiality dream? Or sign of the times with someone who can't afford to buy a ~$20 stuffed animal to jerk off into more than once?

Or someone that gets off to imagining a child playing with a toy he came on. Life in prison plz, this guy is a future predator.

 

[Harrod]

Comment at the bottom of the page:

"Oh come on....who's the real victim here?... the horse or the guy?"

ha ha

 

[Iron Woode]

victimless crime?

tell that to the 4 year old whose stuffed animal is filled with spooge.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

victimless crime?

tell that to the 4 year old whose stuffed animal is filled with spooge.

Pretty sure the horse will hire Gloria Allred and sue.

 

[NetWareHead]

Is it safe to assume now, after countless "Florida threads" that Florida is the new armpit of America? Other states have held this distinction but I think it is time to grant this title to Florida

 

[Exterous]

Should we take a roll call of our Florida residents to see who it was?