Master Chief vs Gordon Freeman

Toastedlightly

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Mastercheif because he has that cool armor and he would just hide while his shield recharged. Duh, and it is even the new model of armor!
 

RagingBITCH

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How does some geek scientist with a crowbar beat a Marine?

Rambo > USMC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Army >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Navy >>>>>>>>>Coast Guard/Air Force >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat Italian Plumber >>>>>>>>>> Blue Hedgehog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Science Geeks

:p
 

benliong

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
How does some geek scientist with a crowbar beat a Marine?


How does some geek scientist with a crowbar beat a Marine with Sexy AI Construct in his head????
 

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yoda291

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Originally posted by: ConwayJim
Gordon also has a super charged anit-gravity gun...


man we're nerds

even supercharged gravity gun range is limited. Master Chief has a bona fide sniper rifle and invisibility.
 

LordMorpheus

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Ok, so Gordon fought his way out of an underground lab infested with aliens starting with nothing but a crowbar, almost no help, also fighting the USMC. One on one, Gordon wins. I mean, MC relies on his extra peeps too much.


Plus with the upgraded grav gun gordon is, for all practicle purposes, unstoppable.
 

warcrow

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WTF.

Seriously, IMO who the fvck cares! IMO ok! I mean IMHO alright!!!!!33
 

FleshLight

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Gordon: ~6Ft., benches ~180, drives a pussy boat/buggy

Master Chief: 7Ft., benches 300, is African American, has Cortana, drives warthogs, wraiths, scorpions, etc
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Ok, so Gordon fought his way out of an underground lab infested with aliens starting with nothing but a crowbar, almost no help, also fighting the USMC. One on one, Gordon wins. I mean, MC relies on his extra peeps too much.


Plus with the upgraded grav gun gordon is, for all practicle purposes, unstoppable.

erm, Master Chief repelled a massive alien invasion of religious zealots possessing superior technology, deactivated a galaxy destroying superweapon, and schooled a legion of infected, volatile creatures that threatened all known life.

... with a pistol starting 5 minutes after getting out of bed.

Gordon had a full night's sleep.

I am such a nerd.
 

Wingznut

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Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Master Chief doesn't even have a name, does he?

Gordon for teh win!
His name is Spartan 117 (of the Spartan II program.)

 

Mo0o

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Um.. Master Chief is a cyborg trained to fight. Gordon Freeman is a MIT physicist.