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$MARTA$$ remarks

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I dont know what it is about me, but I cant be serious when someone asks me a question.
Even at work. I think im gonna get my A$$ handed to me by the cleaning ladies one day.
I live in New Orleans and we are in the process of evacuating because of the threat of hurrican Dennis on the horizon and one of the software programmers asked me where I think she should go. I told her I thought the beaches are pretty nice right now. she looked at me in disgust. I just cant help myself. I need to shut the hell up.

any other smarta$$es out there?
 
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DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
haha, smartass remarks are the best. The world would be a boring place without them. :beer: to smartasses.

Edited for not looking like a dumbass with $, haha
 
a few weeks ago i was helping a ups delivery lady unload some packages. I dropped a box and kicked it across the floor and asked her if thats how they did it at the sorting facility. she looked at me and said "boy quit playn". i laughed, picked it up and while talking to her i proceeded in dropping a few times.
 
Q: How do you spell your last name?

A: y-o-u-r-l-a-s-t-n-a-m-e

Q: How do you pronounce that?

A: It's difficult for non-Hungarians
 
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