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Married guys..how is your sex life?

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Originally posted by: Cal166
The last relationship I was in for ~4 years. I used to get it every chance I can get, the best part is that even if she's not in the mood, she would put out.

On weekends we do it 3-4 times a day!

The best GF I had until she cheated on me. =(
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You couldn't keep up? Ouch!
 
It's great right now, but I honestly have been working too hard the last few weeks. I've been taking 6 hours of grad classes and working full time. Since they're summer classes, it's adding about 20 hours onto my already packed work schedule. I'm basically in class or at work every day from 8am-9pm and working on projects weekends. I usually just want to come home, eat a late dinner and crash for the night. I can't wait for this nonsense to be over with so I can get back into the swing of things.
 
Married almost 5 years, been together 9, have two kids...we go for it whenever we can. Which means it could be everyday of the week or no days. Depends on what is going on with the kids at the time.
 
Originally posted by: Wildapes
This thread makes me want to vomit. Gross old married people who are most likely fat and really ugly
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If you don't like it, go post some place else. Just think, someday you too can be ugly and married. Don't assume.
 
Been together 6 years. We average about once every 2 weeks. We don't like quick sex so we need 3-4 hours in the clear. Granted this isn't all straight up sex. We watch movies together, drink beer, toys, romance, etc.

We also both work 12 hrs per day so that limits our time together also. 🙁
 
Dating for 5 and 1/2 years, still same amount about 2-3 times a week...works out for the both of us so we are pretty much equally set.
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: michaels
When was the last time D1? I have a buddy who gets his yearly blow job on his birthday, well last year his wife was sick so she told him "maybe next year!". lol
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he should've use the variation of this joke.

a man tries to have sex with his wife,
she told him, "not tonight honey, i have to see the obgyn tomorrow and i want to feel fresh"
the guys says ok... and turns around...
after a few minutes, he turns around again and asks "do you have to see the dentist tomorrow?"
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Jay Hickman (RIP) had a better one, when talking about how sex is non-existent after marriage:
"So I came home, the wife was asleep. I got 2 aspirin and snuck over to her on the bed.
I tossed the aspirin in her mouth and she woke up mad, and said "What'd you do that for, I don't have a headache!?"...and I said, GOOD, wanna fvck?"
 
Originally posted by: Wildapes
This thread makes me want to vomit. Gross old married people who are most likely fat and really ugly
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This'll make you feel better: I'm a gross, old, fat, ugly guy, but I haven't had sex in a year. So you won't have to think about me. I'm not married, though.
 
Married 6 years, 2 kids (3.5 and 1.5 years) and next to no sex. Used to be much better. My wife think's I'm joking when I say I don't know how we conceived the youngest one....but I'm not.
 
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: michaels
When was the last time D1? I have a buddy who gets his yearly blow job on his birthday, well last year his wife was sick so she told him "maybe next year!". lol
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he should've use the variation of this joke.

a man tries to have sex with his wife,
she told him, "not tonight honey, i have to see the obgyn tomorrow and i want to feel fresh"
the guys says ok... and turns around...
after a few minutes, he turns around again and asks "do you have to see the dentist tomorrow?"
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Jay Hickman (RIP) had a better one, when talking about how sex is non-existent after marriage:
"So I came home, the wife was asleep. I got 2 aspirin and snuck over to her on the bed.
I tossed the aspirin in her mouth and she woke up mad, and said "What'd you do that for, I don't have a headache!?"...and I said, GOOD, wanna fvck?"
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LOL, that was a good one
 
Originally posted by: michaels
I will be married 5 years this December and we have been together 9 years this July. We average about 2 times a week with two kids, not bad at all. It would be a lot high if we didn'
t have kids.
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There are times when my wife and I will do it 2 or 3 times a week and then go a week or two without. We always enjoy it when we do though so I guess that's all that matters.

<--Been married 14 years, together for 16.
 
Originally posted by: Wildapes
This thread makes me want to vomit. Gross old married people who are most likely fat and really ugly
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:laugh: Not nice to talk about your folks that way, kiddo.

Many, if not most, of the married people on this board are less than 30 years old. Unless you're about 7 years old, 30 isn't that old.... 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Wildapes
This thread makes me want to vomit. Gross old married people who are most likely fat and really ugly
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I'd like to see what you look like when you're in your late 30s.

BTW-I'm quite fit and so is my wife. By August I'll have ridden more than 2000 miles on my bicycle and my wife runs 3 half marathons each year. She's 38 years old, 5'4" and weighs 125lbs. I'm 5'11" and weigh 180lbs. Oh, and I'll be riding my first century in a couple months.

Thanks for the generalizations though n00b.
 
She seems to want it every night. I would personally love the soft massages she gives my legs and back. It soothes me to sleep than...erhm...a release in tension.
 
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