Married guys..how is your sex life?

[Chunkee]

during courtship and first two years, around 10-16 times a week easy, now after a child together, two heavy work schedules 4-6....

i want more, but she is not up for it

bleh

 

[Fritzo]

Two young kids + wife gets up at 5am = every 3rd Thursday of the month 🙁

 

[CalvinHobbs]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: michaels
When was the last time D1? I have a buddy who gets his yearly blow job on his birthday, well last year his wife was sick so she told him "maybe next year!". lol

he should've use the variation of this joke.

a man tries to have sex with his wife,
she told him, "not tonight honey, i have to see the obgyn tomorrow and i want to feel fresh"
the guys says ok... and turns around...
after a few minutes, he turns around again and asks "do you have to see the dentist tomorrow?"

Jay Hickman (RIP) had a better one, when talking about how sex is non-existent after marriage:
"So I came home, the wife was asleep. I got 2 aspirin and snuck over to her on the bed.
I tossed the aspirin in her mouth and she woke up mad, and said "What'd you do that for, I don't have a headache!?"...and I said, GOOD, wanna fvck?"

:laugh: good one

 

[Doggiedog]

2 kids, 7 years, very rarely.

I'm the male Peg Bundy.

 

[waitman]

Pretty good when I'm getting it elsewhere, not so good when I'm not!!!!.... 🙂