Married Folks: What are you getting your wife for Christmas?

[Gunslinger08]

Well? I'm thinking about maybe taking her down to Florida for a few days before Christmas, or to a cabin in the woods closer by. What about you?

 

[theflyingpig]

joshsquall

Honey, I'm gonna take you out to that cabin out in the middle of the woods. It'll be fun!

joshsquall's wife

Dials 911

 

[shortylickens]

I lol'd!
Thanks piggy.

 

[BabaBooey]

A new coach bag and my penis,in that order.

 

[sourceninja]

Not a thing. We do not buy each other gifts.

 

[MAKENITO]

A new coach bag and my penis,in that order.

I want it I want it.

 

[Zebo]

I got her an upright jewelry cabinet so she stops leaving that shit all over dressers inside our closet.

I have like one corner about 10% of closet and half of that is my safe and guns..

 

[KK]

a house.

 

[Bignate603]

A new necklace from a jeweler we know, some leather bound editions of books she's been wanting (she LOVES to read and wants to build up a nice home library), and I've arranged for her to be taught how to make stained glass. She's wanted to for a while and a friend at work does it, he said he'd love to have somebody to teach. I'll be covering all her materials to learn how to do it.

 

[FoBoT]

laptop

 

[theflyingpig]

I bought my wife a new TV. It's called an EKG.

 

[MAKENITO]

laptop

Hmmmm is that code for... "laptop"?

 

[Geekbabe]

I can't tell you that info

 

[FoBoT]

Hmmmm is that code for... "laptop"?

 

[MAKENITO]

Wow - It is as I thought

 

[JS80]

laptop

heh, me2

 

[keird]

I got her a Wii with the Fit Plus and some boots.

Mrs. Keird looks good doing Yoga.

 

[JulesMaximus]

A new coach bag and my penis,in that order.

I would think a "gift" would be not subjecting her to your clumsy fumblings and your tiny package. Maybe try giving her a backrub or a foot massage instead?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm just getting her some perfume and a few other girly things she wants.

 

[paulney]

Got my wife a kid. Doctor confirmed today.

 

[keird]

Got my wife a kid. Doctor confirmed today.

You're a giving man.



















congrats

 

[Bignate603]

Got my wife a kid. Doctor confirmed today.

Did you keep the receipt in case she want to exchange it?

 

[MAKENITO]

You're a giving man.



















congrats

This

 

[mcurphy]

Wife and I haven't exchanged Christmas gifts in years, we'd rather save the money and spend it on something nice for our home or a trip for the family.

 

[edro]

Ray Bans and an undetermined second gift.
Hopefully this thread delivers.