Marlboro Miles Anyone?

necro702

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Ok I was wondering if anyone here has ordered anything
with them? I don't smoke but my father does and he gives
me all the miles. Anyone have an up to date catalog? What
can I get? I requested a catalog but it will take a few weeks.


I have 25,000 miles to spend. (5,000 packs of cigs!)
 

Viper GTS

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5,000 packs?

Jesus H Christ, you could buy a car with the dough he burned roasting his lungs.

I think you're looking at the Marlboro Jet.

Viper GTS
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
5,000 packs?

Jesus H Christ, you could buy a car with the dough he burned roasting his lungs.

I think you're looking at the Marlboro Jet.

Viper GTS

Yeh, that's just shy of $20,000.
 

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Few years ago my buddy went on Marlbro mile craze, he would order jackets, lighters, and one time he got a Marlboro water raft. He smoked himself and he had friends collect the miles too.


Too bad Dunhill doesn't offer anything like that for me.
 

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Originally posted by: teddymines
How many points does the Marlboro Casket go for these days?

Heh. I can just see this big casket made completely out of cigarettes with a sign that says "For cremation use only" :)
 

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: teddymines
How many points does the Marlboro Casket go for these days?

Heh. I can just see this big casket made completely out of cigarettes with a sign that says "For cremation use only" :)
Actually, I was thinking of the red and white paint job. It would have to have wheels so the guys who carry it can rest when they're out of breath. And don't forget the built-in lighter, like you'd find in a car (I could see the guys propped against Bill's casket, hanging a butt, "Yeah, he was a helluva guy...").
 

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I've been saving up for the Joe Camel iron lung for about five years. Almost there.
 

monk3y

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Maybe you can sell some of your miles on ebay for some quick cash or something (if you don't find anything interesting to buy that is).
 

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I found enough packs to get myself a lighter. But I hear the rest of the items in the catalog are of good quality too.
 

necro702

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Hmmm.. Looks like I can get $150-$200 for them on ebay...

What all does the catalog have to order though?
 

flavio

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I have a current catalog at home, I'd be willing to give you the run down when I get off work. Seems like there should be an online version though.
 

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Originally posted by: flavio
I have a current catalog at home, I'd be willing to give you the run down when I get off work. Seems like there should be an online version though.

I tried finding one, but didn't find it. I did find some wierd smoking fetish site though with downright fugly women posing nude with cigarettes. Doh!
 

JSClark

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Hm, so I bet your father's voice is about 5 octaves lower now than it has been since he hit puberty right? :D

Thats a crapload of miles.....
 

Lucky

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yessmoke.com for virtually indistinguishable brand name smokes...$13/carton with free shipping. screw new york taxes.