Mario symbols appear in bike lanes in Portland

Ika

Lifer
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banana peels doesn't seem like such a great idea... might get you killed instead of from 1st to 4th.
 

NeoAaronX

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I like stuff like this.


There is this popular highway on ramp in my town, I've always wanted to "borrow" people's lawn ornaments and place them on top of the 9 foot tall concrete barrier wall right below the road signs. Like, get dozens of yard gnomes, deers,.. all sorts of crazy lawn stuff you see. And line this wall with it,... do it in the middle of the night,.. hop on the back of my truck to reach the top,...

Make people smile on their way to work that morning,... lol

And I would write the addresses of the lawn ornaments on the bottom of each one that I "borrow" so when the city takes them down,.. they can return them to their owner.
 

AstroManLuca

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Jun 24, 2004
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I just hope no one put a fucking blue shell anywhere in there. I'd bike straight up to their house and give them a dope slap if I didn't get nuked into next week on the way.
 

ViRGE

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Haha, that's awesome.:awe: I'm glad someone in Portland still has their sense of humor.
 

bignateyk

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reporter says a mushroom gives you a speed post

srsly, do your homework :D

It does give you a speed boost. At least the version on the gamecube did. There were regular mushrooms and golden mushrooms. Unless he actually said "post". I don't have my sound turned on. I'm just assuming that was a typo on your part.