Speaking as one of the insane mental-patients that strap on kevlar/titanium body armor in order to willingly throw various parts of my anatomy in front of 80 mile an hour hurtling pieces of vulcanized rubber, I'd like to formally tell Mario to quit his whining and play the game!
Hockey is 5 players and a goaltender vs. 5 players and a goaltender on the ice. It is a game where average scores are 3-2, and where defense, offense and goaltending combine with physical play to create one of the fastest and most interesting sports to both watch and play.
I play goalie for both a corporate team in tournaments, as well as filling in for rec, university, and various league games. I also play pickup a lot, as this year I am trying to return to the game after a 6 year absence. Let me tell you, in the pickup games you see it all - no defense, 4 on 4 because guys don't show up...
These 10-8 score games with no real defense, no bodychecks... are the worst both for watching and playing! After the gaem, you know who the only ones happy with the way the game was played are? The arrogant "star" forwards who cruised to a 4 goal night and boosted thier own stats.
Mario can go whine his way to the European League if he can't handle the NHL. The stupid thing is, he can and does play incredibly well in the NHL - its off the ice he seems to loose brain functionality. :|
Mario is one of the greats - but he needs to accept that he will never catch Gretzky in records or numbers - that was a different time, and Wayne simply was the greatest player of his time.
Mario... shut up and play.