Marine phone recruiters

[Kadarin]

You could just join the Marines... (though if you really do weigh 130lbs, you're probably too much of a wuss anyway) 😉

 

[EGGO]

Back in the day that made them stop.

Him: So uhhh, what college you plan to go to?
Me: I plan to go to x college
Him: Nice nice, that sounds like a good college! ...so how do you plan to pay for it?
Me: 😀 I already have the money, and I'll be paying in full because I work.

 

[jdub1107]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef

Originally posted by: jdub1107

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
the recruiter asked me where i go to school and after telling him the guy says "how come you never come to visit us across the street?" (they have a recruiting center across the street from my school) wtf was i supposed to say to that? i just said because i have no interest in joining...

PCC?

yeah i go to pcc, and afaik they have a recruiting station nearby, though i don't go looking for it

Yeah, I went in there a few years back. Kept calling me and trying to get me to take their test until I asked if they could guarantee me placement in a specific location. They couldn't, so they stopped calling.

edit: oh yeah, the guy drove to my house to find me too. He was nice, but I wonder if they have a quota to reach or something. They seemed pretty desperate.

 

[Wadded Beef]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
The gay option sounds really good - actually, I'd say fvck with them a little - don't bring it up, but on the background, have one of your friends, in a flaming gay voice, say something explicitly gay, and you reply in a flaming voice:

Of course when you get back on the phone, suddenly change the tone of your voice and say "oh, *cough* sorry sir, what were you saying?"

haha that sounds fun 😀