Marilyn Monroe was fat

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LiuKangBakinPie

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If you ever actually have sex you will realize how incredibly awesome a woman like MM is in the sack.

I know anything with half a heartbeat and a hole is fair game or even no heartbeat as long its still fresh but 10 or 20 years after they died is a bit over the top for a shag. The digging, the hair and the falling apart is a big turn off normally
 

destrekor

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MM was the most overrated female of all time, and probably will always be... Only old people who grew up watching her movies still find her hot

Nowadays you can find a ton of average girls out there with better bodies... Her waist-hips ratio is lacking, her hair sucks (but thats what people used back then so not her fault), facial aesthetics trying too hard to be "glamour", and her boobs are ugly (see naked pics and youll know what I mean)

On a related note, I watched IP Man the other day and my jaw was on the floor the whole time Xiong Dai Lin/Lynn Hung was on the screen... Words cannot describe how beautiful that woman is... You can go google her pics if you havent seen the movie, but they dont do her justice, you have to see the way she moves and her eyes, its just mother of god, wouldwife/10

uh.... those "females" look like teenage boys from any angle
hell no.

I am 24, and I find the image of MM to STILL be a perfect woman's body. Too bad most people are going for that marathon-running, I look like a boy body. No thanks.
 

Doppel

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Back then people didn't work out, just wasn't done, and so the contemporary paragon of lean but muscular was essentially impossible in women.
 

MarkXIX

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Back then people didn't work out, just wasn't done, and so the contemporary paragon of lean but muscular was essentially impossible in women.

You're right, they didn't work out, they just fucking worked. Far less sedentary lifestyle and employment back then.

Besides, if you look at the photo, she's squeezing her thighs together which would naturally make them look much larger.
 

MovingTarget

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uh.... those "females" look like teenage boys from any angle
hell no.

I am 24, and I find the image of MM to STILL be a perfect woman's body. Too bad most people are going for that marathon-running, I look like a boy body. No thanks.

Seriously. Too thin is just as nauseating as too fat. We are genetically pre-programmed to like a woman with proportions that are most suitable for producing offspring. Curves without rolls, thats the way to go! :thumbsup:
 

ShadowOfMyself

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uh.... those "females" look like teenage boys from any angle
hell no.

I am 24, and I find the image of MM to STILL be a perfect woman's body. Too bad most people are going for that marathon-running, I look like a boy body. No thanks.

You so obviously dont know which kind of physique I am talking about

And the funny thing is my 2 previous gfs were more towards chubby than skinny... How fat or skinny she is has nothing to do with it, its her PROPORTIONS that are disappointing... Like I said, plenty of girls out there with similar body types and much more attractive than she is

Some chubby girls look like whales, and some look incredibly sexy, thats the difference here

Oh, and just for the record, Lynn has a C cup, so there goes your flat argument :D
 

WHAMPOM

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Gross. Look at those thighs D:

All the fat chicks on Facebook are posting this as an example of what a "real" woman looks like. I think this is funny, because they are all at least 50lb heavier than that. And Monroe was still a gross fatty even at that weight.

In retrospect I'm not sure what I was thinking, having fat chicks as friends on FB. I deleted them all. Only 9+/10 women on schneiderguy's facebook from now on :thumbsup:

Just sounds like you have a case of sour grapes.
 

0roo0roo

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Sep 21, 2002
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D:

Great, now I have acid reflux. Thanks for that...

OP, what's your opinion of Bar Rafaeli, Kate Upton, and Brooklyn Decker? Are they fatties by your standard?

the women that bring this up aren't kate upton:p :awe:
 

SP33Demon

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Gross. Look at those thighs D:

All the fat chicks on Facebook are posting this as an example of what a "real" woman looks like. I think this is funny, because they are all at least 50lb heavier than that. And Monroe was still a gross fatty even at that weight.

In retrospect I'm not sure what I was thinking, having fat chicks as friends on FB. I deleted them all. Only 9+/10 women on schneiderguy's facebook from now on :thumbsup:

Size 8 is definitely not "gross". You should probably look to the male race for your future mate.

BTW:
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classy

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I posted this before, I think she is the most beautiful woman ever to hit hollywood. Her beauty was all natural. And when you consider that her beauty was never enhanced by all the advances in makeup and what not, it makes her even more amazing.
 

mikeymikec

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Gross. Look at those thighs D:

All the fat chicks on Facebook are posting this as an example of what a "real" woman looks like. I think this is funny, because they are all at least 50lb heavier than that. And Monroe was still a gross fatty even at that weight.

In retrospect I'm not sure what I was thinking, having fat chicks as friends on FB. I deleted them all. Only 9+/10 women on schneiderguy's facebook from now on :thumbsup:

Dude, lay off the porn and stop buying into what the fashion and cosmetics industries have been drumming into women for decades. Most of them are unhappy with how they look regardless of their weight/appearance, and that is not a good thing.

People should take care of their bodies, not because society tells them they should be a certain shape but because of their health.
 

schneiderguy

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Dude, lay off the porn and stop buying into what the fashion and cosmetics industries have been drumming into women for decades. Most of them are unhappy with how they look regardless of their weight/appearance, and that is not a good thing.

It's a very good thing that most women have low self esteem. It makes it easier for me to get into their pants. And someone like TridenT would never get laid if women all thought they were 10/10s.