Mariah Carey vs Carmen Electra

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Toasthead

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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
tough call! i may have to vote mariah though.. not as slvtty

yeah. Mariah is actually famous for something other than jsut being hot too.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Poll sucks! I'm personally offended by it, because mariah is a FAT HORSE. That picture is BRUTALLY biased to hide her ever-growing thighs and chub. She's a cow because she doesn't smoke crack like Carmen to stay thin.

Fixed?
Not fixed. I watch summerland every week (mrsskoorb makes me!) and carmen is on it. She is not at all too skinny. She's very voluptuous, without being the "voluptuous" in the "fat ass" kind of way. She works out. Mariah just eats.

Cool. I used to have a magazine cut-out of Carmen hanging in my locker in highschool. When my ex found it, she stole it and kept it hidden so I couldn't find it :laugh: It was awesome. She was in this tight full length dress, bending over. I *think* she was blowing a kiss, but it's been so long since I've seen it, I don't remember. All I remember was her pouring out of the top of this thing. :D

Dammit I wish that bitch would give my stuff back. :|
 

DougK62

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Mariah. I always thought Carmen looked like a cheap trick, and she's even dumber than Mariah.

 

DougK62

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: DougK62
Mariah. I always thought Carmen looked like a cheap trick, and she's even dumber than Mariah.

I've never seen their IQ test scores so I dunno about that.

Well they're both dumb. I deem Mariah a tad smarter since she isn't as annoying to hear in an interview and has a talent besides looking like a ho.

 

conjur

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Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: CrazyApe
Originally posted by: Queasy
Mariah is a little touched upstairs

Carmen slept with Dennis Rodman. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole for that fact alone.

I'd really have to say neither.
So your vote was "I am gay" then?
I exercised my right not to vote. ;)

Now make a poll between Eva Longoria and Salma Hayek and it'll be a tough choice!
Salma was on Letterman's show last night.


teh yummay
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: DougK62
Mariah. I always thought Carmen looked like a cheap trick, and she's even dumber than Mariah.

I've never seen their IQ test scores so I dunno about that.

Well they're both dumb. I deem Mariah a tad smarter since she isn't as annoying to hear in an interview and has a talent besides looking like a ho.

How have they proven themselves to be intellectual finger puppets? What constitutes looking like a ho?
 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: DougK62
Mariah. I always thought Carmen looked like a cheap trick, and she's even dumber than Mariah.

I've never seen their IQ test scores so I dunno about that.

Well they're both dumb. I deem Mariah a tad smarter since she isn't as annoying to hear in an interview and has a talent besides looking like a ho.

Isn't that like comparing the intelligence of apples and oranges? Once you pass the dumber than a pile of dog sh!t point... does it really matter who is dumber?

-Max
 

meltdown75

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I'll go with Mariah.

Seems like she'd be freakier. Carmen is nothing but a high maintenance b!tch, she completely turns me off. Attitude is 99% for me.
 

DougK62

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: DougK62
Mariah. I always thought Carmen looked like a cheap trick, and she's even dumber than Mariah.

I've never seen their IQ test scores so I dunno about that.

Well they're both dumb. I deem Mariah a tad smarter since she isn't as annoying to hear in an interview and has a talent besides looking like a ho.

How have they proven themselves to be intellectual finger puppets? What constitutes looking like a ho?

Are you actually arguing that they aren't dumb? Have you seen these girls talk? They're one step away from being Anna Nicole Smith dumb.

As far as the "ho" comment is concerned, compare those two pictures given in the OP to publicity photos of your favorite porn star. They look the same. Especially the one of Carmen. If you look like a professional slut, then you look like a ho.

 

Conky

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I've always thought Mariah was super hot. And Carmen, while she too is hot, reminds me of Dennis Rodman and that is not hot.

So my vote is Mariah.
 

calyco

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No contest, definitely Carmen. Mariah looks weird, when shes smiling it looks like her mouth is stuffed with food (with those puffy ass cheeks).
 

DougK62

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Originally posted by: deviant03
No contest, definitely Carmen. Mariah looks weird, when shes smiling it looks like her mouth is stuffed with food (with those puffy ass cheeks).

She's really a hamster!

 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Poll sucks! I'm personally offended by it, because mariah is a FAT HORSE. That picture is BRUTALLY biased to hide her ever-growing thighs and chub. She's a cow because she doesn't smoke crack like Carmen to stay thin.

Fixed?
Not fixed. I watch summerland every week (mrsskoorb makes me!) and carmen is on it. She is not at all too skinny. She's very voluptuous, without being the "voluptuous" in the "fat ass" kind of way. She works out. Mariah just eats.
Yes, Skoorb - she totally fat! :p