Mariah Carey poses for Maxim Magazine!!!

pyonir

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meh...

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers but just, meh.
 

ElFenix

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i wonder how much surgery shes had... looks like a facelift...
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
i wonder how much surgery shes had... looks like a facelift...

Why do you say that?!?! She's only 33 years old :confused: I think that she has aged perfectly.
 

bradruth

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No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: bradruth
No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.

What else do women that you'll never meet in real life have to offer you?!?! :confused:
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth
No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.

What else to women that you'll never meet in real life have to offer you?!?! :confused:

Proof of what he'll never get :p
 

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: bradruth
No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.


After you turn her down when she calls you for some love and happiness, please, please give her my number.
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth
No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.

What else to women that you'll never meet in real life have to offer you?!?! :confused:

Proof of what he'll never get :p

Proof of what I'll never want, that is. I'd rather have a "dull-looking" natural, intelligent woman than some vain slut with mental problems.

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Originally posted by: bradruth
No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.


After you turn her down when she calls you for some love and happiness, please, please give her my number.

I'll do that. ;)
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.
What else to women that you'll never meet in real life have to offer you?!?! :confused:
Proof of what he'll never get :p
Proof of what I'll never want, that is. I'd rather have a "dull-looking" natural, intelligent woman than some vain slut with mental problems.

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Yea, because you know the real Mariah Carey
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As much as I'd like to keep my mouth shut, I can't. Pull your head out of your ass - who are you to judge this women based on the little information you know about her?!!?
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.
What else to women that you'll never meet in real life have to offer you?!?! :confused:
Proof of what he'll never get :p
Proof of what I'll never want, that is. I'd rather have a "dull-looking" natural, intelligent woman than some vain slut with mental problems.

rolleye.gif
Yea, because you know the real Mariah Carey
rolleye.gif


As much as I'd like to keep my mouth shut, I can't. Pull your head out of your ass - who are you to judge this women based on the little information you know about her?!!?

Isn't that what all celebs are subject to? I prefer not to judge people based on their appearance alone, but when all that you offer to the public is your appearence, what else is there to critique other than what we hear from the "infotainment" news? We've all heard that she had a nervous breakdown after the release of her "movie" Glitter. Her acting skills are enough to make me vomit. If I can't respect a person, how can I be attracted to them? We all judge people--celebrities included, so why don't you get off your high horse and realize you do the same thing.
 

BD231

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She's not hot, she just dosen't clear the hump from a decent catch to hot, her face is nasty. I have co-workers who'd look better in those pictures.
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: bradruth No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.
What else to women that you'll never meet in real life have to offer you?!?! :confused:
Proof of what he'll never get :p
Proof of what I'll never want, that is. I'd rather have a "dull-looking" natural, intelligent woman than some vain slut with mental problems.
rolleye.gif
Yea, because you know the real Mariah Carey
rolleye.gif
As much as I'd like to keep my mouth shut, I can't. Pull your head out of your ass - who are you to judge this women based on the little information you know about her?!!?
Isn't that what all celebs are subject to? I prefer not to judge people based on their appearance alone, but when all that you offer to the public is your appearence, what else is there to critique? We've all heard that she had a nervous breadown after the release of her "movie" Glitter. Her acting skills are enough to make me vomit. If I can't respect a person, how can I be attracted to them? We all judge people--celebrities included, so why don't you get off your high horse and realize you do the same thing.

It sad to think that you believe that only thing she offers to the world is her appearance - I guess the fact that she is the best selling female singer in the world really doesn't mean anything, does it? If you judged all celebrities by your standards, they'd all be "slut and whores??