Maria Carey gets 2016'ed

[UglyCasanova]

Happy New Years!

 

[Hugh Jass]

Who is Maria Carey and wouldn't getting 2016'ed mean she died?

 

[UglyCasanova]

She's the singer that had a Milli Vanilli moment and it means her night went like this:

 

[JEDI]

esplain?

 

[UglyCasanova]

esplain?

I linked the video lol? lip syncing, probably drunk, just a mess.

 

[Naer]

she made it already. no need to try anymore

though she should have quit while she was ahead imo

 

[MrSquished]

she was never hot

 

[Imp]

She apparently got paid $1 million for like a two song set a month or so ago for an unveiling at a mall. Probably got paid way more to do New Year's in Times Square... Money well spent.

 

[sandorski]

ok

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Misleading thread title. 2016'd means she died.

 

[thebestMAX]

she was never hot

She used to be so hot she looked like you would get an STD from her but you wouldnt care.

Not so much anymore though.

 

[sdifox]

That is dangerous thin for a fourty seven year old.

 

[SKORPI0]

esplain?

She couldn't lip sync to her own songs while using a earpiece due to the noise and let the crowd continue singing it for her. 😵

OP - it's Mariah not Maria. 🙄

 

[Sonikku]

Misleading thread title. 2016'd means she died.

She died on stage.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

She was one of only three people I recognized on stage the entire night. It made me wonder how many there didn't recognize the recording of Frank Sinatra singing "New York."

 

[zinfamous]

She used to be so hot she looked like you would get an STD from her but you wouldnt care.

Not so much anymore though.

accurate description

By the way, did that count as the last death of 2016, or first of 2017? I guess this was right after midnight, opening with ALS and all?

 

[Ackmed]

That is dangerous thin for a fourty seven year old.

How is that? She's far from dangerously thin, and her age doesn't matter.

She's always been attractive to me. Especially when she first came on scene.

 

[UglyCasanova]

That is dangerous thin for a fourty seven year old.

You're kidding?

 

[sdifox]

How is that? She's far from dangerously thin, and her age doesn't matter.

She's always been attractive to me. Especially when she first came on scene.

You're kidding?

That is like her size when she started singing. And that was ages ago.

 

[MrSquished]

That is like her size when she started singing. And that was ages ago.

the last thing Mariah Carey is is dangerously thin. While I never found her pretty, she's always had a great curvy figure. I don't like skinny girls but women with curves, and Mariah has that in spades.

 

[sdifox]

the last thing Mariah Carey is is dangerously thin. While I never found her pretty, she's always had a great curvy figure. I don't like skinny girls but women with curves, and Mariah has that in spades.

and I am saying she needs more meat.

 

[Ackmed]

So you want her fat? No thanks. I don't prefer fatties, but that's your prerogative. Too skinny, not that either. I like 'em thick, and that's what I got.

 

[BD231]

hasn't changes her bathing suit since the 90's, forreal woman 😵

 

[zerocool84]

She's the singer that had a Milli Vanilli moment and it means her night went like this:

Well no she didn't have a Milli Vanili moment since she actually sings her own songs.

 

[MrSquished]

So you want her fat? No thanks. I don't prefer fatties, but that's your prerogative. Too skinny, not that either. I like 'em thick, and that's what I got.

Seriously, she has a fantastic body. If she gained weight she'd start to get chubby.