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Dacalo

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"My wife had to hold my hand in the bed there. And she said 'Honey it's over. They got all the cancer.' And she waited a few minutes and then said 'But they had to remove your penis.' And I was one mad dude, you know," Ralls said on ABCNEWS' Good Morning America.

one mad dude? LOL what an understatement
 

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Lifer
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And President Bush wants to cap medical law suits! Screw that!

O wait, I can't. Because I don't have a dick to screw it!
 
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Originally posted by: Regs
And President Bush wants to cap medical law suits! Screw that! O wait, I can't. Because I don't have a dick to screw it!

This is why tort reform is a terrible thing. Would anyone care to argue that $500,000 is fair to compensate this man for what the doctor / hospital did to him?
 

yukichigai

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Any doctor who neglects to mention that you may lose your wang as a result of something shouldn't be a doctor anymore.
 

Buttzilla

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Originally posted by: yukichigai
Any doctor who neglects to mention that you may lose your wang as a result of something shouldn't be a doctor anymore.

exactly
 
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Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
unbelievable. can they transplant another wang or what?

The problem is tissue rejection. Also, there would be presumably no feeling in the transplanted wang due to nerve damage. So, there would really be no point of doing it, unless it was done for purely cosmetic reasons.

There was that recent post where the kid was growing a schlong on his arm that was somehow grafted on. That would be a possible treatment for this poor, unfortunate bastard.
 

eshtog

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
unbelievable. can they transplant another wang or what?

The problem is tissue rejection. Also, there would be presumably no feeling in the transplanted wang due to nerve damage. So, there would really be no point of doing it, unless it was done for purely cosmetic reasons.

There was that recent post where the kid was growing a schlong on his arm that was somehow grafted on. That would be a possible treatment for this poor, unfortunate bastard.


can you give me a link to the schlong growing out of a arm?
 

oLLie

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Originally posted by: ShotgunEd
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
unbelievable. can they transplant another wang or what?

The problem is tissue rejection. Also, there would be presumably no feeling in the transplanted wang due to nerve damage. So, there would really be no point of doing it, unless it was done for purely cosmetic reasons.

There was that recent post where the kid was growing a schlong on his arm that was somehow grafted on. That would be a possible treatment for this poor, unfortunate bastard.


can you give me a link to the schlong growing out of a arm?

Can you give me a link to where I can begin growing a backup shlong on my arm?

woman surgeon, it figures.
Manhater?