Manly drinks?

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Lifer
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Are you in oldsmoboat hotel room? If so you should get out now.

BTW- Single Malt Scotch, neat. Not by the shot, but the finger.
 

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Nothing is more homoerotic than drinking the same stuff everytime out of fear of how other guys would perceive you.
 

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Lifer
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Nothing is more homoerotic than drinking the same stuff everytime out of fear of how other guys would perceive you.

I drink manly drinks because women like a man that drinks manly drinks. They watch all the same mass media I do.
 

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Lifer
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If you want something more mixed you can go for:
  • Traditional Martini - and for the love of all that is rock and roll never ask for it dirty, or say 'shaken not stirred' you are allowed at most 2 olives.
  • Sazerac - I don’t think it is still manly if you get it ‘frilly’
  • Manhattan – like a cosmo, but for men.
  • Old Fashion – Want to drink whisky but can’t take it straight? Go for this! Most bars will water it down to the point that you just paid $7 for 8oz of tan water.
  • Cuba Libre – Rum and Coke with a little lime, but somehow the name makes it manly
  • Mojito – they are going out of fashion again, but for now it is still manly.