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MANAGEMENT AT IT'S BEST (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

Lifer


A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour
of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
If he was such a dick, why would he pay him $300?
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You suck at the humor thing.

He thought he was firing one of his lazy employees, but instead he gave the pizza dilivery guy a $300 tip and showed everyone how stupid he is. 😕
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: Syringer
If he was such a dick, why would he pay him $300?
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You suck at the humor thing.

He thought he was firing one of his lazy employees, but instead he gave the pizza dilivery guy a $300 tip and showed everyone how stupid he is. 😕
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lol sure did 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: Syringer
If he was such a dick, why would he pay him $300?
Click to expand...

You suck at the humor thing.

He thought he was firing one of his lazy employees, but instead he gave the pizza dilivery guy a $300 tip and showed everyone how stupid he is. 😕
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Duh I got that part.

But if you're trying to present the guy as a jackass he wouldn't have paid anyone any money.

It'd be like a joke where Hitler tries to save some Jews..
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: Syringer
If he was such a dick, why would he pay him $300?
Click to expand...

You suck at the humor thing.

He thought he was firing one of his lazy employees, but instead he gave the pizza dilivery guy a $300 tip and showed everyone how stupid he is. 😕
Click to expand...

Duh I got that part.

But if you're trying to present the guy as a jackass he wouldn't have paid anyone any money.

It'd be like a joke where Hitler tries to save some Jews..
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hrm, no... I think it makes sense. 🙂

 
hahaha thats awesome, i am going to go to companys that just got a new CEO and just hang around so they can fire me

Dogg
 
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