Man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him

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NAC4EV

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The horse walks into the court. The judge asks: 'Why the long face?''


The horse, incapable of human speech, shits on the floor and leaves.:D:D:D
 
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Bitek

Bitek

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No no no no no (puke)

My hope in humanity has been fully shattered this week.

On the upside, it should show this to my wife. Makes what I ask her to do look absolutely pedestrian.
 
woolfe9998

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Amused said:
Holy crap? Really? If you tried that around here you'd be toast!

I guess that how one is inbread.
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Hehe. You might have missed the long running thread with a poster named Nehalim who said that allowing gay people to get married was a slippery slope to allowing people to marry their toasters.

Seriously.
 
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Darwin333

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realibrad said:
No, this was down under.

The Daily Examiner is a daily newspaper serving Grafton, New South Wales, Australia.

Now, you want to know how we do it in the US. When we go, we go all out son.
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Aww man, you shouldn't have given him the details and just told him to search for the Mr Hands video.
 
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Darwin333

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realibrad said:
You can find the video still. Just look up 2 guys 1 horse.

If you look at the full story, its crazy. The guy that was there with him took him to the hospital and threw him out of the truck and took off.

You would think that someone in his field of work would understand that the horse was far too much volume for him, but nope, he went for it. Easily 3'. I mean...
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Evidently, they had "done it" with the same horse quite a few times before without injury.
 
Bitek

Bitek

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realibrad said:
No, this was down under.

The Daily Examiner is a daily newspaper serving Grafton, New South Wales, Australia.:

Now, you want to know how we do it in the US. When we go, we go all out son.
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The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (1960–2005), a Boeing engineer residing in Enumclaw, Washington, died from injuries received during receptive anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. Pinyan distributed zoophile porn under the alias Mr. Hands.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, Pinyan suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse with a stallion and later died of his injuries.
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More I think about it, I think this is the perfect analogy to Trump's week with Putin.

Everyone knew it would end bad, except for Fox news, who is congratulating Trump for really giving it to that horse.
 
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Greenman

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woolfe9998 said:
Hehe. You might have missed the long running thread with a poster named Nehalim who said that allowing gay people to get married was a slippery slope to allowing people to marry their toasters.

Seriously.
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You got something against toasters?
 
Red Squirrel

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You know, with the whole SJW and LGBTQQWERTYASDF movement I could totally see people push for making beastiality ok, and they will come up with a way to decide the proper way to ask consent from an animal. If the animal responds to a certain action a certain way then that will count as consent.

This guy was just ahead of the curve, that's all. Horse said it's ok! :p
 
Paratus

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Red Squirrel said:
You know, with the whole SJW and LGBTQQWERTYASDF movement I could totally see people push for making beastiality ok, and they will come up with a way to decide the proper way to ask consent from an animal. If the animal responds to a certain action a certain way then that will count as consent.

This guy was just ahead of the curve, that's all. Horse said it's ok! :p
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That’s a pretty clueless thing to say.
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Darwin333

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Red Squirrel said:
You know, with the whole SJW and LGBTQQWERTYASDF movement I could totally see people push for making beastiality ok, and they will come up with a way to decide the proper way to ask consent from an animal. If the animal responds to a certain action a certain way then that will count as consent.

This guy was just ahead of the curve, that's all. Horse said it's ok! :p
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From what I have heard, a toaster can't refuse whereas a horse should at least be able to. In the case of Mr Hands I'm pretty sure the horse consented. You should look up the video, search for 2 guys 1 horse or Mr Hands video to see what I mean. You are welcome in advance.
 
Red Squirrel

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Darwin333 said:
From what I have heard, a toaster can't refuse whereas a horse should at least be able to. In the case of Mr Hands I'm pretty sure the horse consented. You should look up the video, search for 2 guys 1 horse or Mr Hands video to see what I mean. You are welcome in advance.
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I've seen that video, I think that horse was quite happy to be honest. His face was not the only thing that was long. :eek:
 
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