Man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him

BonzaiDuck

Lifer
Jun 30, 2004
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The most bizarre thing I thought of today was perfectly normal. I fantasized about giving it to Kaylee Cuoco, the Priceline-dot-Com ditz in the lacy black party dress. "I just tap . . . . and go . . . " "Yes! Yes, yes yes yes yes!! Tap and cum!"

And I'll never get the chance. I don't even want to spend money on Viagra . . . .

A HORSE?!!?!!?? Did I miss something? Was this a Trump supporter?!? If so, FOX Cable should reconsider their line-up of leggy bimbos on Fox & Friends, and bring in the AFLAC duck, Big Bird, and a variety of barnyard animals. But that's a bad idea. They'd gain viewership and ratings.
 
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SKORPI0

Lifer
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Based solely on your post, I clicked the link to see if there was a horse pic. Nope. :(

Here I found a picture. :D:D:D

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realibrad

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Oct 18, 2013
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Alabama? Florida?

No, this was down under.

The Daily Examiner is a daily newspaper serving Grafton, New South Wales, Australia.

Now, you want to know how we do it in the US. When we go, we go all out son.

The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (1960–2005), a Boeing engineer residing in Enumclaw, Washington, died from injuries received during receptive anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. Pinyan distributed zoophile porn under the alias Mr. Hands.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, Pinyan suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse with a stallion and later died of his injuries.
So, yeah, this was way too tame for the US.
 

Bitek

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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No, this was down under.

The Daily Examiner is a daily newspaper serving Grafton, New South Wales, Australia.

Now, you want to know how we do it in the US. When we go, we go all out son.

1. IOW, the deep, deep South.

2. OMG, taking it in the A from a horse.. hell of a way to die. Voluntary act no less.

I can only imagine the look on the face of a decendent, several generations from now, researching ancestry and coming across this nugget about great, great grand daddy..
 

realibrad

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1. IOW, the deep, deep South.

2. OMG, taking it in the A from a horse.. hell of a way to die. Voluntary act no less.

I can only imagine the look on the face of a decendent, several generations from now, researching ancestry and coming across this nugget about great, great grand daddy..

You can find the video still. Just look up 2 guys 1 horse.

If you look at the full story, its crazy. The guy that was there with him took him to the hospital and threw him out of the truck and took off.

You would think that someone in his field of work would understand that the horse was far too much volume for him, but nope, he went for it. Easily 3'. I mean...