Man what should I do.im ** years old and I am going on my first date.

[thesithman]

Man what should I do.im ** years old and I am going on my first date. I dont know how to kiss. I dont know how to make small talk with her mother and father. Did I say I dont know how to kiss? I dont know if I should take my truck or take my bro's vett he restored.
What should I do?

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[minendo]

Do you have a dog?

 

[TallBill]

how frickin old r u? worry about "kissing" later.. and take the vette.. but tell her that its not yours

honesty is great.. but so is fun.. the vette is more fun..

 

[vi edit]

My first piece of advice would be to NOT use your sig as an ice breaker.

 

[Beau]

Hehe... I've been recently returned to the dating pool. It's an interesting crowd, to say the least. I'm still getting my footing, but so far I've been fairly successful.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: minendo
Do you have a dog?

hahahhahahaha

dude chill out, just open your mouth and jam your tongue down her throat, chicks love aggression

 

[TuffGirl]

You should relax and be yourself. Tell yourself over and over if you have to: it's just a date, nothing life threatening here. It's mind over matter.

As for kissing, you've watched Natalie Portman do it in Star Wars. Just emulate that. It's not much more to it than that.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
My first piece of advice would be to NOT use your sig as an ice breaker.

Damn you Vi! I was just about to type that exact phrase.


1. She likely doesn't know how to kiss either.
2. Be polite with her folks, address them as "sir" and "ma'am" unless they say otherwise and you'll be fine.
3. Take your truck, you want her to like you for you and not for your car.
4. Don't panic, it's just a date.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Don't go out with a loaded rifle.

 

[Robet]

Didn't you ever see Superstar? Go practice on a tree.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: minendo
Do you have a dog?

Now there's a thought...

 

[Kev]

** years old? you're censoring your age?

 

[dakata24]

must still be in school since you mention meeting her parents?

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: vi_edit
My first piece of advice would be to NOT use your sig as an ice breaker.

Damn you Vi! I was just about to type that exact phrase.


1. She likely doesn't know how to kiss either.
2. Be polite with her folks, address them as "sir" and "ma'am" unless they say otherwise and you'll be fine.
3. Take your truck, you want her to like you for you and not for your car.
4. Don't panic, it's just a date.

i am going to have to add on to #2 - if you know the family already, then call them what you usually do (i.e. mr. and mrs. smith)

and the vette/truck thing, well if you have known her a while, and know that she likes to have fun take the vette, but as bob970 said, let her know its not yours. if the dating continues, dont always take the vette... but if the weather is good there tonight, then hell, have some fun driving, it might take your mind off the first date pressure.

 

[Freejack2]

Geez, while your at it might as well tell him to go hump the womans leg.

If you're like I was and had little to no experience in dating then pick up Mars and Venus on a Date by John Gray.
I wasn't much into this stuff either but I realized if I wanted to date I needed to learn somehow and this book definitley helped.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Do you have a dog?

ROFLMAO

 

[kip1124]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
Don't go out with a loaded rifle.

this is the best advice yet! if you don't know what GoodRevrnd is talking about, then watch There's Something About Mary.

 

[vi edit]

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[thesithman]

OK let me give you the lowdown on the girl im taking out.
Shes 5.8 130 pounds. OK maybe too much of a lowdown. She is smart,pretty,HOT!!!!, The oldest of four kids. Likes Star Wars!!!! (a plus on my side) Hates dogs.(another plus on my side)(I hate them too) Loves cats(a Plus on my side)(I have two cats) Likes car/truck/minivan thats a Chevy.(A HUGE PLUS ON MY SIDE)(My truck is a 1980 Chevy Luv 4x4, Bright red paint, Roll bars, and a killer bose sound system) Her fav color is red.(mine is too)(my bros vett is red too)
Her parents are ok kinda peeps. (I call them sir and mam anyways.) Her dad is a Logger (kinda) He cuts trees down and hauls them to the local sawmil. Her Mom is a Homemaker. Takes care of the other kids. cleans house an does what ever moms do.
Her bros and sis are mean little boogers! that all I know about them.
She has not been out on a date before. Her family lives two farms over.(a plus on my side)


Yep I did see Natalie Portman kiss in Star Wars, but she had practice. I have not had any. Shoot I dont even know how to hug a girl.


Maybe we wont kiss on the first date but it might happen sometime.

 

[Spamela]

to her parents say stuff like: "you certainly have a beautiful home, mrs. smith" or "i can see where sally gets her good looks" - it's corny, but it will work.

don't worry about kissing.
take the truck & the parents will feel better about their daughter's safety.
get her home at or before the time you say you will.

when the dad shows you his gun collection & tells you he'll hunt down & kill anyone who hurts his baby, say "yes sir, i understand, sir" (just kidding).

 

[Freejack2]

And for gods sake if you start getting the hormones raging thing going, make sure you have some "latex" available...

Edit: And make sure you know how to use it!

 

[Michael1897]

if it is the first date i don't think you have to worry about the kissing. just be yourself and ask her what she likes and talk about that.
if you do kiss, don't use the tongue unless she does first. i'd go witha a kiss on the cheek on the first date and if she wants more she'll let you know.

 

[MazerRackham]

Dude, how old are you guys? You must be between 14-18... I hope j/k Good luck dude!

and whatever you do, please DO NOT be yourself!!

 

[thesithman]

The reason i cencord my age is cause i cant type worth a flip. Im 18. Shes 18. We bolth graduted this year.
When her dad shows me the gun collection i allready know what to say and do. Ill show him my H@K 45 that I allways have with me.
I dont beleave ill have sex before I say I DO. But just in case we might take one of my little bros or her little sis to make sure we dont have to get married the next week.

 

[iamwiz82]

you say she is hot and yet has never been on a date?